isoaspartated
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isoaspartated adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can safely contain, and leaving a residue of confident amendments everywhere. isoaspartyled adj. You have drunk enough to become the detachable part of a plan, and to attach yourself to the wrong one. Josecarlos went isoaspartyled and inserted himself into the committee's least promising proposal.
isoattenuationed adj. You are drunk and indistinguishable from the background, except when making a conspicuously confident decision. Lovea was isoattenuationed until she announced that the coatroom was the quickest exit. isoazimuthaled adj. Of a drinker: following a fixed bearing with confidence, regardless of where the pub actually is. isobacteriochlorinned adj. Of a drinker who has become a complicated greenish arrangement and considers this a sound basis for leadership. Shakeima was isobacteriochlorinned and appointed herself navigator without consulting the map. isobarbaloined adj. A drinker who has divided into two nearly identical opinions and defends both with equal conviction. Cauy went isobarbaloined and argued for leaving and staying in the same breath. isobared adj. Describing a drinker who joins places of equal pressure, then assumes the resulting line is a route home. Dantavius became isobared and drew a route between every equally draughty doorway. isobaric spinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision carries equal weight, including the decision to make another decision. Horizon became isobaric spinned and gave identical importance to taxis and table arrangements. isobaricitied adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining equal pressure across several mutually incompatible proposals. isobased adj. The condition of a drinker who connects equally unsettled places and calls the resulting upheaval progress. Shaterica went isobased and proposed a route joining every unstable point in town. isobathed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently follows a contour, provided nobody asks which depth it represents. Rhianon became isobathed and chose the route matching an entirely imaginary depth. isobathythermed adj. Reduced by drink to matching temperature and depth with a place you have confidently mistaken for home. Willah became isobathythermed and declared the chilly canal bank an appropriate bedroom. isobavachalconed adj. Softened by drink into a richly layered plan whose attractive outer coating conceals poor structural judgement. isobavachinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed opinion, delivered with confidence disproportionate to its evidence. Cedrina became isobavachinned and cut through the discussion with an entirely unsupported conclusion. isobenthed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who connects equal quantities of seabed biomass and calls it navigation.
isobenzofuranned adj. Emboldened by drink to take the less familiar route simply because it resembles the familiar one. Artee became isobenzofuranned and entered a stranger's garden, convinced it was the shorter lane.
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