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Irminonesed adj. Still drunk, and spread across the room in several historically separate directions by breakfast. Tykeia was still occupying three chairs at once, Irminonesed beyond useful consolidation. Irombaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined several agreeable elements and declined to separate them. Legend got Irombaed and served biscuits, olives, and chips as one course. Iron Crossed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a military decoration from the shape of the toast on the plate. Dareck went Iron Crossed and saluted the cheese sandwich before attempting breakfast. Iron Guardisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to defend the bedroom doorway against the morning with needless resolve. Lyanna stood Iron Guardisted before the curtains, refusing to let daylight enter. Iron Miked adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by an internal compass that points reliably towards water. Chella woke Iron Miked and found the bathroom without consulting the corridor. Ironsided adj. Having drunk more than enough to meet the morning upright, heavily and without negotiation. Rayisha was Ironsided by breakfast, braced against the counter like a cavalryman at rest. Iroquoianed (/ɪrəˈkwɔɪənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require several simultaneous routes from bed to the kettle. Jolisha was Iroquoianed, taking the kitchen by one route and returning by another. Iroquoised (/ˈɪɹ.ə.kwɑːd/) adj. You are drunk and have formed an unnecessarily permanent alliance with the sofa. Ivy-louise was Iroquoised, sharing the sofa with a blanket and refusing all outside proposals. Iroquoisnessed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the morning with a settled, collective sense of purpose that nobody can explain. Dashaun was Iroquoisnessed, moving from bed to water with solemn household coordination. Irrawaddy dolphinned adj. Of a drinker who has surfaced in the bath, blinked at the taps, and retreated to shallower water. Edilia was Irrawaddy dolphinned, appearing briefly from the bath before requesting a towel. Irreconcilabled adj. Describing a drinker who has emigrated from last night but cannot yet live with this morning. Queston was Irreconcilabled, refusing both the pub and the kitchen as political territories. Irred adj. Drunk to the point where your conversation has lost both its spiral and its intended shape. Alissah went Irred and delivered three unrelated conclusions without passing through an argument. Irredentisted (/ɪɹɪˈdɛntɪstd/) adj. A drinker who is reclaiming every abandoned glass, coat and conversation before noon. Nirmeen went Irredentisted, recovering three glasses from rooms she had never entered. Irukandji syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that the morning has acquired alarming physical consequences. Everetta was Irukandji syndromed, clutching the worktop while the coffee took effect. Irukandjied (/ˈɪɹəˌkænd͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest morning task produces a disproportionate internal alarm. Tyonnah was Irukandjied by the kettle, which seemed to demand an immediate medical response. Irulaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a quiet retreat into the nearest patch of shade. Anjelo was Irulaed, sitting beneath the awning with water and no immediate plans.