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isodicentricismed adj. Too drunk to settle on one centre of balance, and consequently maintaining two with equal scholarly commitment. isodihydrocarveoled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a second, chemically distinct way of missing the step. isodimorphismed adj. Describing a drinker who changes between two equally convincing forms of unsteadiness. Sebastiano became isodimorphismed, alternating neatly between sideways drift and forward collapse. isodipeptided adj. A drinker who has joined two small thoughts together and cannot separate them again. Larmont, isodipeptided, repeated one sentence in paired fragments beside the coat stand. isodirectionalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor appears to lead in the same direction. Benjiam became isodirectionalitied and reached the same landing from three different approaches. isodisomied adj. The state of being drunk and carrying one parental instruction twice, with no room for alternatives. isodistanced adj. The condition of a drinker who remains equally far from the chair, the door, and sensible assistance. Areianna stood isodistanced from every useful object, unable to favour one for support. isodityrosined adj. The drunkenness of one who has paired two identical remarks and presented them as conversation. Kita grew isodityrosined, repeating the same observation to each half of the room. isodocarpinned adj. Reduced by drink to walking as though each step were an unrelated organic compound. Iryanna went isodocarpinned on the stairs, each foot choosing its own small experiment. isodomedinned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees have become agreeable to gravity. Finly was isodomedinned by the third flight and negotiated the remaining stairs seated. isodomonned adj. Sharpened by drink into placing every footfall squarely between the supports, whether invited or not. Leim became isodomonned and walked the stair edges as though laying masonry. isodomumed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose joints no longer agree where one step ends. Lindsee was isodomumed on the landing, with the knees conducting separate arrangements. isodonned adj. Emboldened by drink to address a flowering plant as though it could steady you. isodonted adj. Slowed by drink to taking every step with the same deliberate, tooth-like spacing. Chantille was isodonted, placing identical little pauses between each stair. isodontied adj. Drunk and giving every word the same length, emphasis, and regrettable confidence. Chantrell was isodontied, delivering each syllable with identical force beside the bar. isodopped adj. Drunk to the point where your swaying can be plotted as one constant velocity. Mercedies was isodopped, drifting across the room at a speed nobody could alter.