isognathismed
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isognathismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every bite look equally deliberate and slightly too broad. isognomonided adj. The drunkenness of one who has attached himself firmly to proceedings and expects them to yield pearls. Tomoaki went isognomonided and clung to Chondra's dinner conversation for an hour.
isogonaled (/ʌɪˈsɒɡənəld/) adj. Softened by drink into a line of equal confidence, regardless of which direction the facts point. isogonalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into several equally pointed opinions, each directed at the same person. isogonicked adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering line of confidence that keeps magnetic north as an afterthought. isogonismed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat unlike audiences as though they were interchangeable supporters. Bernyce became isogonismed and addressed Jake-james as if he were the entire meeting. isogonned adj. Reduced by drink to a many-sided figure whose decisions meet at suspiciously equal angles. isogoriaed adj. Drunk and convinced that every bystander has both the right and the obligation to hear your view. Carl went isogoriaed and gave Zenovia the floor, then reclaimed it for forty minutes. isograded adj. Drunk to the point where every decision seems to have reached the same pressure and temperature. Stephiane became isograded and declared Theoplis equally responsible for every outcome. isografted adj. Drunk enough to treat another person's judgement as genetically identical to your own. isogramed adj. You are drunk and leaving every letter of the shopping list unused exactly once. Josealfredo got isogramed and labelled each cupboard without repeating a letter. isogramied adj. Of a drinker: no repeated letters survive in the message requesting toast and water. isographed adj. Of a drinker who has drawn a boundary around the kitchen beyond which ordinary spelling applies. Alexia got isographed and marked the kitchen floor as a separate linguistic territory. isographied adj. Describing a drinker who transforms every route to the kitchen into an equally bewildering version of itself. isograved adj. A drinker who treats every point between sofa and kitchen as having precisely the same pull.
isogravitied adj. A drinker so far gone that gravity and the dinner table appear governed by one unfinished theory.