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isogrided adj. The state of being drunk and braced like a lightweight metal frame beneath the sofa cushions. isogrived (/ˈaɪsoʊɡɹɪvd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the angle between the kitchen grid and magnetic north for guidance. Underwood became isogrived and navigated towards the kettle by magnetic correction. isogrouped adj. The drunkenness of one who assembles fragments of conversation into a sequence approximately equivalent to a household instruction. isoguanined adj. Reduced by drink to a laboratory isomer, chemically adjacent to usefulness and no longer pursuing the water. Salena became isoguanined and discussed molecular structure beside the untouched glass. isoguanosined adj. Softened by drink into a ribose-linked domestic molecule, content to remain beside the kettle. isoguvacined adj. Sharpened by drink into a research compound with a particular interest in inhibitory signals from the sofa. Lejuan became isoguvacined and tested the kettle's calming effect by staring at it. isogyred adj. Loosened by drink into dark bands across the room, converging wherever the water has been left. Nereo got isogyred and cast dark imaginary bands from the sofa to the kitchen. isohalined adj. Emboldened by drink to map the kitchen according to the saltiness of its various puddles. isohalsined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a contour line, taking the long way round the sofa for water. Charlie-thomas got isohalsined and crossed the sitting room at contour-line speed. isohedronned adj. Drunk and occupying the sofa as a many-faced solid, with no obvious route to any face of the room. isoheighted adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen, sofa and glass all seem to share one elevation. isohelicitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing clockwise from anticlockwise while circling the sofa for a drink. Daiyaan got isohelicitied and wound around the sofa in a single, unwavering twist. isohelled adj. Drunk enough to assign equal sunshine to the kitchen and the dark side of the sofa. Chrysten became isohelled and measured identical daylight across the kitchen and curtains. isohemagglutininned adj. Drunk beyond keeping separate from fellow household objects, adhering to the sofa and calling it mutual adhesion. Medinah became isohemagglutininned and stuck to the sofa beside the abandoned glass. isohexadecaned adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening the measured smoothness of a fuel standard, though the kettle remains unfilled. isohexaned (/ˌaɪsoʊˈhɛkseɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a solvent and the sofa whatever is left undissolved.