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isohumed adj. Drunk to a degree that equalises the room's dampness, including the sleeve placed beside the sink. Heleen got isohumed and found the kitchen and sofa equally humid. isohumuloned adj. A drinker who has acquired beer's bitterness and is now applying it indiscriminately to harmless remarks. Benley got isohumuloned and treated a compliment about the music as a personal criticism. isohyetaled adj. Drunk on the strength of an imaginary rainfall map, leaving the sofa as the wettest marked region. isohyeted (/ˈaɪ.soʊˌhaɪ.ɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing equal rainfall across the map, particularly over the sofa and kitchen floor. isohyetosed adj. The condition of a drinker who joins the same-height points of every conversation with a wavering line. Darise got isohyetosed and drew a contour through the crisps, ashtray, and landlord's elbow. isohyperosided adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every bitter mouthful as the same medicinal substance. Clorine became isohyperosided and prescribed the same stout for headache, heartbreak, and cold feet. isohypsed adj. Reduced by drink to tracing equal heights across the pub, regardless of the actual furniture. isoimidazoled adj. Softened by drink into transferring every firm opinion into a question before it reaches the barmaid. isoimided adj. Sharpened by drink into swapping the proper order of every thought and delivering it with confidence. isoimmunisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to manufacture antibodies against anyone who suggests going home. isoimmunitied adj. Loosened by drink into reacting equally strongly to two people who have done nothing in particular. Jasinto became isoimmunitied and took equal exception to the barmaid and the fruit machine. isoimmunizationed adj. Slowed by drink to developing a full defensive response only after the conversation has moved on. Niel went isoimmunizationed and found the perfect reply to the landlord halfway down the road. isoimperatorinned adj. Drunk and scattering the evening's decisions among several equally commanding advisers. Fei got isoimperatorinned and asked the barmaid, jukebox, and coat stand where to go next. isoindazoled adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted correction produces another isomer of the original error. Alessio was isoindazoled, correcting his stumble into three further arrangements of the same stumble. isoindened adj. Drunk to the point where a flammable inner ring has fused with a five-sided outer argument. Sammy became isoindened and treated the pub's circular table as a hazardous chemical structure. isoindoled adj. Drunk enough to become a two-ringed conversational structure with an indole-like confidence.