D
R
UN
K
ONYM
Ishihara plated
Islamicked
I - Page 67
Ishihara plated
adj.
Reduced by drink to a pattern in which only the most optimistic interpretation remains visible.
Jakevion was
Ishihara plated
and identified a clear number in the landlord's entirely blank notice.
Ishihara tested
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting whichever shapes your judgement happens to discover.
Kasiah grew
Ishihara tested
and declared the carpet markings a reliable map to the railway station.
Ishikawa diagramed
(/ˌɪ.ʃɪˈkɑ.wɑ ˈdaɪ.ə.ɡɹæmd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into assigning every consequence a root cause, usually located in someone nearby.
Tyronda became
Ishikawa diagramed
and traced the missing crisps to a conspiracy involving the coat rack.
Ishimed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to intervene in mortal affairs with an authority no one has granted.
Ayshah became
Ishimed
and reorganised the pub's seating plan for the benefit of total strangers.
Ishmaelianed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a family tree from the list of people who bought the last round.
Adian was
Ishmaelianed
, tracing the bar's entire ancestry through a stack of receipts.
Ishmaelited
(/ˈɪʃ.meɪ.əˌlaɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk and confidently treating exclusion as evidence of an important independent mission.
Paizlyn became
Ishmaelited
and left the group to negotiate with a vending machine alone.
Ishmaelled
(/ˈɪʃ.meɪ.əld/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where even being left out seems a considered personal strategy.
Ahnya grew
Ishmaelled
and watched the party from the hallway, declining invitations with grave confidence.
Iskandered
(/ɪˈskændə(ɹ)d/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where every minor disagreement receives a ballistic solution.
Franclin became
Iskandered
and proposed settling the seating dispute by launching the cushions across the room.
Islamic fascismed
adj.
Drunk past the point of permitting alternatives, including sensible suggestions about getting home.
Seith grew
Islamic fascismed
and imposed a strict timetable on friends who had not elected him.
Islamic fundamentalismed
adj.
Drunk beyond negotiation, with one literal interpretation of the evening and no appetite for revision.
Stokely became
Islamic fundamentalismed
and treated the first route on the map as sacred instruction.
Islamicationed
adj.
Drunk in a way that converts ordinary surroundings into a system of solemn, self-appointed significance.
Kendalyn became
Islamicationed
and recast the pub's noticeboard as a programme for civic renewal.
Islamicided
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a harmless disagreement is promoted into an event of grave historical importance.
Kayge became
Islamicided
and treated the missing coat as evidence of a civilisation-ending dispute.
Islamicismed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns casual expertise into an exhaustive lecture nobody requested.
Jeanina became
Islamicismed
and explained the menu's historical context to the person who had written it.
Islamicisted
(/ɪzˈlamɪsɪstd/)
adj.
Drunk to the extent of presenting confident scholarship on a subject encountered during the evening.
Aarshi became
Islamicisted
and delivered a lecture on theology to a man waiting for the cloakroom.
Islamicizationed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of converting every private preference into an official rule for the room.
Byron became
Islamicizationed
and attempted to make his preferred table arrangement compulsory.
Islamicked
(/ɪsˈlɑːmɪkd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to select the wrong impressive word and defend it with increasing certainty.
Mykell became
Islamicked
and corrected the quiz host with a term he had just invented.
< Prev
Next >
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
I
I'
I-
I1
Ia
Ib
Ic
Id
Ie
If
Ig
Ih
Ii
Ij
Ik
Il
Im
In
Io
Ip
Iq
Ir
Is
It
Iu
Iv
Iw
Ix
Iz
Iy