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isonicotinic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an isomer of the person who entered, with the same name and poorer navigation. Ascencion was isonicotinic acided and returned to the pub after setting out for home. isonicotinohydrazided adj. Drunk since last orders, and still behaving as though another round might restore the original structure. Ronesia was isonicotinohydrazided, attempting to rebuild the evening from empty glasses.
isonicotinoyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the detachable part of a conversation. isonipecained adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the gentle handling normally reserved for a strong painkiller. isonitriled adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a form nobody can quite identify as ordinary conversation. isonitroso compounded adj. Drunk by closing time, and arrived at a state which, though technically synonymous with the evening's intended destination, is considered obsolete by all present. isonitrosoacetanilided adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an oxime of every promise made before last orders. Ellison was isonitrosoacetanilided, converting each promise to leave into a more convenient form. isonixinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the walk home as an inflammation requiring immediate reduction. Donaciano was isonixinned and applied a cold chip to the wrong side of his face. isonodososided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and wearing its residue in several layers. isonomiaed adj. Drunk and insisting that every chair, glass, and opinion enjoys precisely equal standing. Eloida became isonomiaed and redistributed the crisps according to a private constitution. isonomied adj. Drunk to the point where the law appears equally applicable to everyone except yourself. Leandrae grew isonomied and began citing equal rights to the coat stand. isononaned adj. Drunk enough to become chemically indistinguishable from every straight-chain alternative in the room. isononanoated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a salt from an ester, or either from another round. Sbeidy became isononanoated and classified the bar snacks by their imagined ester groups. isononanoic acided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary straightness, with every route home acquiring a branch. isononyled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening branched, particularly at the third decision.
isonymed adj. Drunk, with the result that every similar-sounding name is taken for a personal acquaintance. Zackerie grew isonymed and greeted the barman as though their surnames established kinship.