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isonymied adj. Drunk to a degree that everyone in the room appears to share one family name. isoobtusilactoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a complicated lactone with an unnecessary double bond. Lorenso was isoobtusilactoned and explained his route home using a ring structure.
isooctaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a fuel rating that would make the journey seem more efficient. Denver was isooctaned and claimed the taxi rank required a higher octane number. isooctanoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already suitable for several products no one intends to manufacture. Dries became isooctanoled and offered to improve the pub's flooring with a fatty alcohol. isooctyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding by a side-chain route rather than the advertised one. isooctylmercaptoacetated adj. Still drunk, and chemically attached to the evening by a sulphur-containing ester. Yobana remained isooctylmercaptoacetated, bonded firmly to the bar and reluctant to separate. isoorientinned adj. Too drunk to remain the original flavonoid, but sufficiently similar to pass at a distance. Anajulia became isoorientinned and insisted that every yellow drink was structurally related. isoosmolaritied adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain equal concentration throughout the room, including the coat cupboard. isooxazolined adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every five-membered ring for an invitation to continue. Yadier grew isooxazolined and diagrammed the cocktail menu as a heterocycle. isopached adj. Having drunk more than the chart allows, with every layer of the evening now equally thick. Nigil became isopached and measured the queue according to imaginary geological strata. isopachicked adj. You have drunk enough to treat equal stress as a principle governing every syllable. isopachyted adj. You are drunk and drawing imaginary lines through the room wherever thickness appears constant. Relic became isopachyted and traced equal-thickness boundaries across the wallpaper. isopalmitated adj. Of a drinker: chemically broadened into a salt or ester of an unusually rearranged fatty acid. isopalmitic acided adj. Of a drinker who has become a branched fatty acid and cannot explain the extra carbon. Keiron became isopalmitic acided and counted the canapé sticks as though they were carbon atoms. isopanosed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken three linked sugars for a reasonable supper.
isoparaffinned adj. A drinker who has taken every straight route home and branched from it. Gertha was isoparaffinned, having branched from every straight route home.
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