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isospinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body rotating while the feet maintain a formal objection. isosporanned adj. Drunk to the extent of multiplying small errors until the whole person requires containment.
isospored adj. Drunk on the strength of one original stumble, with several smaller ones following faithfully behind. isosporiasised adj. Drunk since last orders, and hosting a quiet infestation of independent movements. Sneh was isosporiasised, with the knees and elbows apparently operating under separate management. isosporied adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing the same unsteady pattern regardless of the terrain. Aurika was isosporied, wobbling identically on carpet, pavement and polished floor. isostasied (/ʌɪˈsɒstəsid/) adj. Softened by drink into floating through the evening, balanced above denser intentions and unable to find the floor. isostasisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally examining why the ground will not remain beneath him. Samaris was isostasisted, studying the staircase as though it concealed a geological explanation. isostaticitied adj. Loosened by drink into a state where balance is maintained only by the surrounding furniture. Elisabet became isostaticitied after midnight and used three coats to remain upright. isostaticked adj. Sharpened by drink into a perfectly straight line from the bar to the coat rack. isostearated adj. Emboldened by drink to join separate parties permanently, regardless of whether introductions have occurred. Damiani got isostearated and attached himself to a group waiting for a different taxi. isostearic acided adj. Slowed by drink to a long, oddly branched route home, with no resemblance to the direct one. isostemonied adj. Drunk and arranging the evening's remaining stems with botanical precision. isostered adj. Drunk to the point where different drinks appear chemically interchangeable and equally necessary. isostericitied adj. Drunk enough to treat every companion as a matching substitute for the person who has just left. isosterismed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising differences between drinks, destinations or accompanying friends.
isosteroided adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary route home, with a side journey attached for no evident reason. Michaelryan took an isosteroided walk home, adding a lengthy excursion to inspect a closed bakery.