isovanilloided
isovoxelled

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isovanilloided adj. Drunk to the point where every friendly gesture resembles a familiar one produced by a different process. isovarianted adj. Drunk enough to present several incompatible versions of the same account to the same audience.
isovascularitied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping emotional pressure unevenly distributed among the company. isovectored adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every opinion at the bar as a direction with a fixed bearing. isovelled adj. Loosened by drink into a gradual stream, finding the bar by following the lowest conversational gradient. Abraheem went isovelled and drifted towards the quiet end of the snug. isoventiloquinoned adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that every draught has the same mysterious effect on the heart. Appie got isoventiloquinoned and diagnosed the whole bar with palpitations. isoverbascosided adj. Slowed by drink to a long, chemically elaborate account of how the evening reached this particular table. Naticia became isoverbascosided and took ten minutes to explain one missed bus. isovisted adj. Drunk and measuring how much of the pub can be seen from each increasingly unsuitable vantage point. Jossiel got isovisted and inspected the bar's visibility from beneath the settle. isovited adj. Drunk to the point where the grey mineral in the ashtray acquires an unexpectedly distinguished pedigree. Rydder got isovited and identified the bar's dullest ornament as a rare mineral. isovitexinned adj. Drunk enough to treat two versions of the same story as distinct substances, both requiring another pint. isovoacangined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a racing heartbeat from evidence that the pigs are enjoying themselves. isovoacristined adj. Drunk beyond anticholinergic conversation, with every raised eyebrow treated as a symptom worth discussing. isovoltaged adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation can maintain equal pressure across the room. Kode grew isovoltaged and addressed each corner of the pub as though it were a separate audience. isovolumed adj. Drunk, with the result that one perfectly uniform region of the pub appears to extend everywhere. Benee got isovolumed and declared the entire snug equally occupied by his pint. isovolumic relaxation timed adj. Drunk to a degree that the interval between one sound of the pub and the next becomes medically measurable.
isovoxelled adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the pub as a regular three-dimensional array of equally sized blocks. Kavarn got isovoxelled and arranged the stools into a perfect grid.