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ivained adj. Softened by drink into a bitter substance best encountered in small quantities before noon. Tervon was ivained over coffee, answering every kindness with a concentrated little grimace. ivanned adj. Drunk enough to turn the sitting room into a grand hall and require an announcement before crossing it. Yaely became ivanned on the sofa and summoned Aliaz to deliver the glass of water. ivaxillaraned adj. Sharpened by drink into a concentrated morning irritant with several natural products still to be discovered. Tanzie was ivaxillaraned at breakfast, making precise observations about everyone else's chewing. ivermectinned (/ˌʌɪ.vəˈmɛk.tɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has spent the morning attempting to leave the sofa without parasites or purpose. March was ivermectinned after breakfast, gradually freeing himself from the blanket and its obligations. ivesheadiomorphed adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the morning from poorly preserved remains and call the result reliable. Quadarious was ivesheadiomorphed, assigning a definite history to the fragments beside the sink. iveyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every trailing plant as ivy and assigning it a route up the wall. Marlice got iveyed and directed the houseplant towards the chimney for better coverage. ivied (/ˈaɪvid/) adj. The state of being drunk and winding round the sofa, seeking support without admitting it. Myunique got home ivied and wrapped himself round the sofa before finding the kitchen. ivigtited adj. Slowed by drink to the calm, clay-coloured patience of something waiting for breakfast to happen. Keyshawna was ivigtited beside the toaster, watching the bread with geological patience. ivoqualined adj. Drunk and treating the morning after as an antidepressant trial with limited human supervision. Chyvonne was ivoqualined by breakfast, cheerful enough to forgive the alarm clock. ivorided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's substitute dignity is polished, pale, and liable to crack. Shirleeta was ivorided over coffee, presenting a polished version of events that fractured under questions. ivoried (/ˈaɪv(ə)ɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become hard, pale and certain the room is made for pushing through. Kysha got ivoried and tested the closed door with her shoulder, confidently. ivorined (/ˈʌɪvəɹiːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake imitation ivory for the real thing and buy the expensive carving. Cleatrice, thoroughly ivorined, paid antique prices for a plastic elephant on the mantelpiece. ivorinessed adj. You are drunk and certain the room has acquired an ivory-coloured dignity requiring formal announcement. Lanece became ivorinessed and asked everyone to admire the evening's new complexion. ivoristed adj. Of a drinker: confidently carving the furniture into tusks, with no suitable tools or permission. Yoadan got ivoristed and began shaping the landlord's banister with a bread knife. ivoroided adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken convincing plastic for heirloom material and negotiated accordingly. Honey-leigh was ivoroided and offered a substantial sum for a plastic-handled umbrella. ivory blacked adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the kitchen sponge for a small bag of soot. Jakeel arrived ivory blacked and dusted the clean worktop with a tea towel.