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ivory bush coralled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the decorative shrubbery as a deep-water reef requiring careful navigation. Orrel got ivory bush coralled and steered round the planter to protect the supposed reef. ivory gulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted an Arctic bird's confidence while navigating indoors. Sier became ivory gulled and attempted a seabird's direct route through the conservatory.
ivory nutted adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a hard seed for a manageable snack and committed publicly. Juriah got ivory nutted and tried to crack the decorative seed with a dessert spoon. ivory palmed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a potted palm as a reliable source of useful seeds. Tisha became ivory palmed and searched the conservatory for a suitable nut to take home. ivory porcelained adj. Softened by drink into handling every pale object as though it were delicate glazed ware. Arshveer got ivory porcelained and carried the plastic ashtray with both hands. ivory towered (/ˈaɪvəɹi ˈtaʊəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an academic certainty that practical objections are evidence of inferior education. Bravo became ivory towered and proposed a bibliography before anyone was allowed to move the chairs. ivory treed adj. Loosened by drink into confidently identifying any pale branch as valuable timber and any shrub as negotiable. Rowynn got ivory treed and offered to sell the garden's white-wood branches by the metre. ivory-billed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pale cupboard door appears to conceal a rare woodland bird. Trevaun was ivory-billed by breakfast, reporting a sighting behind the airing cupboard. ivory-billed woodpeckered adj. Emboldened by drink to search the ceiling for a supposedly extinct bird with a white bill. Noahalexander got ivory-billed woodpeckered and tapped the ceiling tiles for evidence. ivory-towerismed adj. Slowed by drink to an overly academic approach in which fetching a taxi requires a theoretical framework. Deycy became ivory-towerismed and spent twenty minutes modelling the queue outside the cab office. ivory-toweristed adj. Drunk and explaining an obvious practical matter with such academic confidence that nobody can interrupt. Nanaki got ivory-toweristed and delivered a lecture on door handles instead of opening one. ivorybilled adj. Drunk enough to mistake tapping pipes for an extinct woodpecker and organise a search party. Fosteen got ivorybilled and recruited three guests to inspect the radiator for feathers. ivorysmithed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the proposed carving is furniture rather than raw material. Hauwa became ivorysmithed and began measuring the pub's table for a small tusk. ivorytyped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an ordinary photograph from one subjected to elaborate colour treatment. Corneal got ivorytyped and praised the monochrome menu for its natural-colour depth. ivorytypinged adj. Drunk in a way that overlays one certainty on another until a tinted photograph seems newly produced. Riana became ivorytypinged and combined two menu photographs to document a meal that had not occurred.
ivorywared adj. Drunk, with the result that every pale article becomes precious tableware and handling it becomes ceremonial. Ivaniel got ivorywared and served crisps from a white plastic lid as though it were heirloom china.
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