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ixiolited adj. Drunk since last orders, and now dense, angular, and permanently located between sofa and sink. Keighley was ixiolited beside the sofa while Billie- fetched the water. ixionided adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to manage the sofa and kitchen simultaneously on four unreliable legs. Nnaemeka was ixionided, carrying water towards the sofa while Kaylena guarded the route. ixnayed (/ˈɪksˌneɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and declining to mention the broken glass, the sofa, or anything else nearby. Gaviota was ixnayed beside the sofa, saying nothing about the water on the carpet. ixocutised adj. Still drunk, and spread in a gelatinous horizontal layer across the sofa, with the kitchen beyond reach. Aitlin was ixocutised over the sofa while Aletra positioned the glass of water within reach. ixoded adj. Too drunk to detach from the sofa, having secured a position and fed on conversation for several hours. Timmia was ixoded to the sofa while Samtha made repeated expeditions for water. ixoderinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to secrete a protective layer and resist removal from the sofa until morning. Sriya was ixoderinned beneath a blanket while Ibukunoluwa left water beside the sofa. ixodiasised adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every suspicious itch as a tick-borne complaint, and discuss it over crisps. Petros got ixodiasised and sought a second opinion from the man serving pork scratchings. ixodicided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of something tasked with killing ticks one at a time. Fahmidah became ixodicided and spent ten minutes removing one crumb from her sleeve. ixodided adj. Drunk and attached to the nearest warm surface, feeding quietly while everyone else carries on. Apasra grew ixodided beside the radiator and declined to move for another round. ixodidinned adj. Drunk to the point where your defences are antimicrobial but your judgement is not. Lindalou went ixodidinned and declared the pub's shared snacks hygienically invincible. ixodoided adj. Drunk enough to fasten onto a conversation and remain there through several changes of subject. Jehu got ixodoided onto a discussion about darts and stayed through the landlord's closing announcement. ixodorhynchided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a tiny mite from a reasonable explanation for your behaviour. Telesa became ixodorhynchided and blamed the missing pork pie on an arthropod. ixolarised adj. Drunk beyond the point where the clotting factors of the evening can restrain further rounds. Mazhar was ixolarised and ordered another bitter despite having already lost the table's consensus. ixolited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you soft and sticky whenever the temperature of the conversation rises. Anngelina got ixolited and adhered to the bar whenever anyone mentioned football. ixoraed adj. Drunk, with the result that you flower conspicuously whenever somebody enters the pub. Gaelen became ixoraed and greeted each arrival with a fresh, elaborate blossom of conversation. ixorosided adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every bitter mouthful into a matter of glycosidic importance. Hemanth went ixorosided and considered the aftertaste of his ale worthy of a written report.