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Issacharited (/ˈɪs.ə.kɑːˌraɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to explaining, at considerable length, exactly who you are descended from and why it is relevant to the current round. Jaydy went Issacharited after the third glass and began a genealogy that the table was not prepared to sit through. Issaed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a large, ungovernable argument with the taxi app. Harishan became Issaed and attempted to negotiate with the map pin until the battery died. Issaouaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary recovery, and into a silent fellowship with the bathroom floor. Luca-gabriel was Issaouaed, lying beside the bath with water and a determined expression. Issawaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced every passing suggestion is a venerable mystical instruction, and acting on it. Gurpaul became Issawaed and attempted to bless the jukebox with the seriousness of a senior cleric. Issoire lynxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become extinct in spirit, preserved only by a determined crouch beside the radiator. Mary-rose was Issoire lynxed, motionless beside the radiator but plainly not yet fossilised. Issued (/ˈɪʃ(j)ud/) adj. Reduced by drink to a single unresolved matter, repeated until the landlord has left. Leonardo became Issued and made the missing spoon the evening's only outstanding matter. Ist personned adj. A drinker so far gone that every pronoun points back to the speaker, regardless of who is speaking. Access became Ist personned and corrected Miyosha whenever she used the word ‘we’. Istaevonesed adj. Having drunk more than the company could accommodate, and treating the whole bank of the room as an audience. Garlon was Istaevonesed and drew six people into an account of his missing umbrella. Istanbulited adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every chair as a ferry and every puddle as the Bosphorus. Ices became Istanbulited and attempted to board the armchair from the opposite side of the room. Istanbullued adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, and subsequently conducting municipal negotiations with a kebab shop. Denis-matei became Istanbullued and opened formal discussions with the night bus. Isthmiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a private athletic festival, with the decisive event being standing up. Caoilfhionn became Isthmiaed and treated the journey to the sofa as the evening's principal contest. Istrianed adj. Too drunk to remain a stranger at the table, involving everyone else in the conversation. Yahli became Istrianed and asked the quiet couple to settle an argument about the curtains. Istrioted adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every gathering into a meeting, whether invited or not. Frankie-leigh got Istrioted and appointed the smokers outside to a committee. Istro-Romanianed adj. Having drunk enough to become a one-person coalition, with the rest of the room as reluctant partners. Jaiven was Istro-Romanianed and negotiated separately with both halves of the dinner party. Istvaeonesed adj. You have drunk enough to form a small confederation around yourself, none of whom can leave unnoticed. Achyuth became Istvaeonesed and gathered four unwilling witnesses for his toast. Isubued adj. You are drunk and have turned a roomful of acquaintances into one unavoidable social unit. Jourdain became Isubued and made the whole birthday party join his investigation of the jukebox.