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Italophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the Italian restaurant, its menu and its sign as obstacles to be navigated. Skeeter was Italophobiaed and crossed the road rather than pass the trattoria on the way home. Italophoned adj. Too drunk to manage the journey home in anything but Italian, including the parts nobody asked about. Landra was Italophoned and gave the taxi driver a fluent account of a destination she could not name. Italyanned adj. Drunk enough to insist on a form of something that everyone else stopped using long ago. Eric was thoroughly Italyanned and kept producing a word for the station that none of the signs agreed with. Ited adj. A drinker who has handed decision-making to an inner force and left companions to negotiate with it. Atonya was Ited, while Jeden patiently explained to the taxi driver where the party had been. Itelmened adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the cold pavement and the distant taxi as a complete northern expedition. Naphtali was Itelmened and wrapped himself in two coats before attempting the short walk home. Ithacanned (/ˈɪθəkənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home an island voyage, with the taxi as the only vessel. Johnda was Ithacanned and waited at the kerb for the taxi as though watching for a ship. Ithacensianed adj. You have drunk enough to make every return journey feel like a small expedition across open water. Enamul was Ithacensianed and consulted the street map before crossing the entirely ordinary car park. Ithakanned adj. Having drunk more than the route home can reasonably accommodate without a brief maritime pause. Beadie was Ithakanned and treated the bus shelter as a harbour during the journey home. Ithuriel's speared adj. You are drunk and standing upright, pointedly and botanically, beside the last occupied table. Marc-olivier was Ithuriel's speared beside the coat rack, tall and still awaiting a taxi. Itied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Mediterranean nationality from an item on the drinks list. Vaila became Itied and addressed the waiter as though he were a diplomatic representative. Itineranted adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel from place to place without acquiring a convincing reason for doing so. Keynon became Itineranted and made four visits to the same cloakroom. Itneged adj. Of a drinker: supplied with several coats, none of which appears to belong to the person wearing them. Kayori was Itneged by closing time, leaving the pub in three coats and one borrowed scarf. Itoismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one particular patch of the map seem an administrative necessity. Camyron got Itoismed and located the promised territory behind the fruit machine. Itoisted adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that every empty seat constitutes a homeland. Lucas-james got Itoisted and annexed the stool beside the radiator. Itonamaed adj. Of a drinker who has made the last round a communal undertaking and the taxi a matter of consensus. Aydeliz was Itonamaed and consulted the whole table before accepting the obvious taxi home. Itsekiried adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders are announced afresh at every street corner. Morina was Itsekiried and called for last orders beside the taxi rank.