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Itty Bitty Titty Committeed adj. Drunk past the point of convening a group of any size for any agreed purpose, but still attempting to call the meeting to order. Alanii was Itty Bitty Titty Committeed and had assembled four people around the table without being able to recall what they were there for. Ituraeaned adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the journey home as an agreeable form of settlement. Eskil was Ituraeaned and settled on the night bus as though it were a permanent address. Itureaned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a geographical atlas to locate the way home. Carson-lee became Itureaned and consulted the pub menu as though it were a regional map. Itzaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single drink, subsequently treated as a plurality of compelling evidence. Pak grew Itzaed and cited two empty glasses as proof that further research was necessary. Iu Miened adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a minority position on the question of going home. Lenny-lee was Iu Miened and continued advocating departure to a room that had already emptied. Ivan Ivanoviched (/ɪˈvɑːn ɪˈvɑːnəvɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently anonymous to deny responsibility for the previous two. Jozett became Ivan Ivanoviched and introduced herself to the landlord as someone from the general public. Ivan Ivanovitched adj. Drunk by closing time, and indistinguishable from every other man waiting for the same taxi. Haziran was Ivan Ivanovitched, offering no distinguishing information beyond possession of a coat. Ivankanomicsed adj. Still drunk, and proposing that personal expenditure is best understood as a form of public policy. Nevine became Ivankanomicsed and described the bar tab as an investment in household confidence. Ivatanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an island from the table on which the maps are lying. Terranesha grew Ivatanned and traced the coastline on a beer mat with unusual conviction. Iverson bracketed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every proposition into a binary verdict, usually favouring another round. Avaan became Iverson bracketed and treated each suggestion as either brilliant or beneath discussion. Ivied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's upper room for an institution of higher learning. Maylasia became Ivied and delivered a lecture on crisps to three people waiting for the lavatory. Ivoirianed adj. Having drunk enough to classify the room with considerable confidence and no usable criteria. Clate became Ivoirianed and sorted the guests into categories that existed nowhere outside his notebook. Ivorianed (/aɪˈvɔːɹiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than a map can reasonably account for, and now requiring a fixed point. Sherkita became Ivorianed and used the nearest lamp post as a navigational datum. Ivoriannessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a national quality nobody can define but everyone can observe. Reo was Ivoriannessed and treated the pub boundary as an international frontier. Ivory Coastered adj. You are drunk and proceeding along the coast by the least direct available route. Joshveer arrived Ivory Coastered, having followed the promenade instead of the plainly marked road. Ivory Coastianed adj. Of a drinker: geographically assured, locally unhelpful, and incapable of producing the relevant address. Arya was Ivory Coastianed and described the flat as being near a landmark demolished years ago.