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iGaminged adj. Softened by drink into a willingness to gamble online with money intended for the morning's necessities. Arlette got iGaminged and wagered the breakfast budget on a virtual horse. iMacked adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished all-in-one presence, with the practical usefulness of a black rectangle. Zennon grew iMacked and delivered a flawless presentation on why the buffet needed redesigning. iPPV'd adj. Having drunk enough to pay per view for the same glass of water each time it comes into focus. Sajen was iPPV'd and watched the kitchen tap for a considerable subscription period. iPSC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a highly suggestible version of yourself, capable of becoming anyone at the bar. Aina got iPSC'd and adopted the barman's opinions before finishing her cider. iPad babied adj. Emboldened by drink to demand entertainment at once, preferably from a glowing rectangle held inches away. Kevanna got iPad babied and required cartoons during the serious discussion about taxis. iPad childed adj. Slowed by drink to the attention span of someone awaiting animation, snacks and a reliable charging cable. Alnisa became iPad childed and watched the loading symbol with complete emotional investment. iPad kidded adj. Drunk and absorbed in a screen, while the surrounding adult world makes increasingly formal attempts at intervention. Clent got iPad kidded and ignored the last orders announcement in favour of a cartoon goat. iPad parented adj. The condition of a drinker who delegates navigation to the nearest glowing screen and its unreliable instructions. Litzi became iPad parented and followed a map into the broom cupboard. iPaded (/ˈaɪpædd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a thin, low-power surface on which every remaining thought may be displayed. Sayeeda went iPaded and laid herself flat across the sofa, conserving energy. iPhoned (/ˈaɪˌfoʊ̯nd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every social, navigational and photographic function has been delegated to one handset. Corinn became iPhoned and photographed the kebab before asking it where she lived. iPhonered adj. Drunk enough to explain the virtues of a particular handset to anyone still within conversational range. Lavene got iPhonered and compared camera specifications with the barman's entirely unrelated complaint. iPod taxed adj. Drunk beyond the point where storage capacity becomes a public revenue matter and the playlist is legally consequential. Anaila got iPod taxed and demanded compensation for every song used during the journey home. iPoded adj. Drunk past the point of needing company, provided the portable music player has sufficient charge. Katinka went iPoded and supplied her own soundtrack while queuing for chips. iPodificationed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every complicated decision to one obvious button, usually labelled ‘play’. Beatrisa became iPodificationed and simplified the dispute to whether the song should continue. iPred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a brief abbreviation from a full explanation at the bar. Lavoy was iPred, abbreviating his order until even the barman requested plain English. iSheeped adj. Drunk, with the result that unquestioning devotion to a familiar brand survives where independent thought has not. Dykeria got iSheeped and defended the phone's virtues while unable to unlock it.