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iapygided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human scale, burrowing through the morning with several legs apparently available. Loyalti went iapygided beneath the breakfast table and emerged only for coffee. iarovizationed adj. Of a drinker who has begun the slow domestic process of becoming suitable for the morning after. Korianne was iarovizationed on the sofa, accepting water and waiting quietly for daylight. iatralipticsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every greeting becomes an earnest attempt to rub reassurance into someone else's evening. Deborra got iatralipticsed and massaged the conversation until nobody remembered its original subject. iatrarchied adj. Drunk to a degree that the table submits to medical authority, including prescriptions for the next round. Torra became iatrarchied and diagnosed the party's seating plan before ordering drinks. iatroastrologied adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning medical significance to everyone's birth sign, with the company obliged to listen. Etsel got iatroastrologied and found a planetary cause for the barman's headache. iatrochemisted adj. Drunk on the strength of chemical explanations for ordinary ailments, delivered to whoever is nearest. Latedra became iatrochemisted and explained Marcis's hiccups as an unstable compound. iatrochemistried (/aɪˌæt.ɹoʊˈkɛm.ɪ.stɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting every complaint in the room into a proposed chemical remedy. Oneyda grew iatrochemistried and prescribed compounds for the whole table's tiredness. iatrocided (/aɪˈætɹəˌsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every friendly suggestion as a dangerous intervention requiring immediate reversal. Karelyn became iatrocided and rejected Tameer's sensible offer of water as medically hazardous. iatrocultured (/aɪˈætɹəʊˌkʌlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the room like a professional convention nobody else had joined. Jassie got iatrocultured and assessed each friend's condition with tiresome professional seriousness. iatroepidemicked adj. Still drunk, and spreading one ill-advised suggestion through the party until everyone has been inconvenienced by it. Niyah became iatroepidemicked and persuaded the entire table to order the same dubious remedy. iatrogenesised (/aɪˌætɹoʊˈd͡ʒɛnɪsɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to leave well alone, producing fresh complications whenever someone attempts a simple solution. Syble got iatrogenesised and made the straightforward taxi arrangement considerably worse. iatrogenicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every attempted cure introduce a fresh difficulty for the people administering it. Lucus became iatrogenicitied and made Cantina's careful rescue plan less useful at every step. iatrogenicsed adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue the evening's complications while continuing to cause new ones. Guydra became iatrogenicsed and documented each failed intervention from the corner booth. iatrogenied adj. You have drunk enough to turn every helpful gesture into a condition the surrounding party must manage. Blaid got iatrogenied and converted Yosmar's offer of water into a prolonged negotiation. iatrogenizationed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and gradually turning ordinary assistance into an additional complication. Tramesha became iatrogenizationed when Arbelle's careful lift produced a second lost shoe. iatrologied adj. You are drunk and explaining the body's workings to people who have only asked where the toilets are. Lucene was iatrologied, giving Erling a lecture on digestion beside the cloakroom.