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iatromathematicianed (/aɪˌæt.ɹoʊˌmæθ.ə.məˈtɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: measuring the human body aloud, while companions wait for the calculation to finish. Delilah-grace became iatromathematicianed and calculated Gurchetan's pulse across the dinner table. iatromathematicsed (/aɪˌæt.ɹoʊ.mæθ.əˈmæt.ɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening's bodies to levers and quantities, to general social resistance. Kyairra got iatromathematicsed and described every dance as a mechanical problem.
iatromechanisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats every human movement as a faulty mechanism and offers repairs unasked. Tena became iatromechanisted and adjusted Denesha's elbow during an ordinary conversation. iatromedicined adj. Drunk in a way that treats every minor complaint as a chemical problem. Lacurtis got iatromedicined and recommended compounds for a perfectly ordinary headache. iatromeliaed adj. Drunk, with the result that treatment is administered without much observable benefit. Laneise became iatromeliaed and spent ten minutes treating the coat stand. iatromisiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the mention of a doctor distinctly unwelcome. Jawanza got iatromisiaed and left when someone mentioned making an appointment. iatropathologied adj. Drunk to the extent of reacting adversely to both prescriptions and reasonable advice. Angelmarie became iatropathologied and declined the tablet on strictly personal grounds. iatrophobed adj. Drunk on the strength of which a routine visit to the doctor becomes an unreasonable prospect. D'angelo was iatrophobed and regarded the surgery as a place best passed quietly. iatrophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly opposed to being examined by anyone qualified. Sachi was iatrophobiaed and hid the appointment letter beneath the takeaway menu. iatrophysicisted (/aɪˌæt.ɹoʊˈfɪz.ə.sɪstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the body as though it were a tractable machine. Raniyha got iatrophysicisted and diagnosed the table's wobble in mechanical terms. iatrophysicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the medical consequences with unnecessary precision. Mehnoor became iatrophysicsed and estimated the force involved in sitting down. iatrotechnicsed adj. Still drunk, and applying practical medical technique to matters requiring no intervention. Lillynn was iatrotechnicsed and bandaged a glass that had not broken. iatrotechniqued (/aɪˌætɹəʊtɛkˈniːkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the art of medicine from rearranging the furniture. Flavy was iatrotechniqued and performed a careful operation on the drinks tray. iatrotheologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a theological interpretation for an entirely ordinary symptom. Morio became iatrotheologied and attributed the headache to a lapse in providence. ibacitabined adj. Having drunk enough to regard the evening as an antiviral intervention. Whitt got ibacitabined and announced that the second round was probably preventative.
ibacitabinned adj. A drinker who has mistaken an antiviral treatment for a reasonable account of the evening. Loyola was ibacitabinned and prescribed the bar’s remaining tonic to everyone present.
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