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IDN'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen cupboards accept names they were never designed to contain. Junathaen got IDN'd and addressed the fridge using a remarkably elaborate web address. IDOR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every unattended coat as a directly accessible personal object. Traiveon went IDOR'd and retrieved a stranger's scarf as though the hook had authorised it. IDP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where you flee the room but remain within its jurisdiction. Trang became IDP'd and retreated from the singing without making it beyond the hallway. IDPOL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the choice of crisps as a matter of personal sovereignty. Attif was IDPOL'd and demanded separate representation for salt and vinegar. IDR'd adj. You are drunk and making repayment arrangements for obligations incurred only minutes ago. Zacoria got IDR'd and negotiated monthly instalments for the broken bar stool. IDS'd (/aɪ diː ɛsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has broken every explanation into components, none of which the listeners can recombine. Jeramine got IDS'd and described the missing coat as a sequence of increasingly obscure parts. IDT'd adj. Too drunk to accept gravity, chance, or a badly placed bar stool as sufficient explanations. Alleta got IDT'd and blamed the fall on a hidden organising principle. IDU'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated injections of confidence, each less reliable than the last. Xea was IDU'd and administered fresh courage before attempting the second flight. IDV'd adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats every companion as part of a complicated treatment plan. Xally got IDV'd and prescribed Coraliz a second pudding for reasons nobody could establish. IDVA'd (/ˈɪdvəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to advocate for yourself domestically, especially against an uncooperative banister. Lonnell was IDVA'd and argued firmly with the stairs about their arrangement. IDWA'd adj. Reduced by drink to an anaemia-free deficiency of purpose, with the water glass present but unused. Shatha was IDWA'd, holding the glass of water while declining to take the final practical step. IDX'd adj. Drunk enough to require careful dismantling before the head can pass through the taxi doorway. Krishaun was IDX'd and had to be extracted from the booth before the final round. IDaaS'd adj. Drunk and outsourcing identity, balance, and ultimately the decision about where the body belongs. Jazman was IDaaS'd and asked the coat stand to confirm which person had entered. IDered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every object in the room, including the objects already identified. Cela became IDered and labelled the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water. IDioted adj. Loosened by drink into attributing every domestic arrangement to deliberate design. Nakeda was IDioted and argued that the sofa had been intelligently designed for naps. IDismed adj. Emboldened by drink to discover intelligent design in the position of every cushion. Marelle was IDismed and explained why the sofa had clearly arranged itself for comfort.