Ia - Page 1
IA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every minor stoppage as an emergency requiring immediate action. Curtis-lee was IA'd and investigated the silent jukebox with grave concentration. IAB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble is referred to an internal investigation. Jonathn was IAB'd, documenting the failed ascent as a matter for the bureau. IAC'd adj. Softened by drink into a controller that is ready for action but declines to provide any. Ureka was IAC'd, poised beside the exit while making no attempt to use it. IACUC'd adj. The state of being drunk and approving increasingly elaborate experiments on the evening's remaining resources. Leighlani got IACUC'd and proposed testing whether the karaoke machine responded to formal criticism. IAD'd adj. You are drunk and conducting an internal investigation into decisions that plainly require no further scrutiny. Genetta got IAD'd and opened a formal inquiry into why the bar had stopped serving her. IAM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of granting and revoking access to the lavatory without explanation. Maddysen became IAM'd and demanded credentials before opening the bathroom door. IAP'd adj. You have drunk enough to function as one access point for several unrelated recollections. Exaucee was IAP'd, answering every breakfast question with a different part of last night. IAQ'd adj. Drunk beyond answering any question commonly asked, while supplying several nobody thought to ask. Argiro was IAQ'd, explaining the least frequently asked route to the toilets at considerable length. IARTK'd adj. The drunkenness of one who uses every available correction in real time and still selects the wrong destination. Siddie got IARTK'd and recalculated the shortcut until it ended at a duck pond. IAS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of trusting the bedroom's apparent speed while standing perfectly still. Yakini was IAS'd by breakfast, reporting dangerous velocity from the stationary hallway. IASP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing essential faculties somewhere no one can access. Montonio was IASP'd, with balance apparently filed in a remote cupboard. IAT'd adj. Describing a drinker who automatically associates every available object with the next round. Ajdin got IAT'd and treated the word ‘bar’ as a personal summons. IaC'd adj. Softened by drink into writing instructions for the pub to construct the route home automatically. Valdimir was IaC'd, attempting to automate the stairs with a napkin and a pencil. IaaS'd adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced every practical function, including standing, to the surrounding infrastructure. Merta was IaaS'd and relied on the banister for both support and strategic direction. Iamided adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering prophecies whose immediate fulfilment is a taxi. Finch got Iamided and foretold that someone would soon order chips. Iapodesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and migrating inland from the bar towards the nearest source of toast. Thyago got Iapodesed and moved steadily away from the bar towards the kitchen.