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Iapydesed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a minor inland retreat from the abandoned remains of the evening. Elrico was Iapydesed, found inland from the pub beside an unattended plate. Iapygesed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the journey home into three tribes, none willing to call a taxi. Danna got Iapygesed and assigned the walk home to three competing parties. Iapygianed (/ˌaɪəˈpɪd͡ʒiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ancient history, and now requiring a modern lift home. Tahisa got Iapygianed and requested transport from the far end of the car park. Iapygiied adj. You have drunk enough to turn the route home into a coalition of three mutually suspicious plans. Shakeria got Iapygiied and proposed three routes home, each more impractical than the last. Iatmulled (/ˈjɒtmʊld/) adj. You are drunk and have converted the middle of the room into an archipelago of separate villages. Veeda got Iatmulled and assigned each chair its own autonomous settlement. Iazygesed adj. Of a drinker: settled beside the river of spilled lager, with no intention of crossing it. Pamalla got Iazygesed and settled beside the puddle near the bar. iaidoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still performing smooth, controlled movements to retrieve a sword that is not there. iamatologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and prescribing a remedy for every ailment except the obvious one. iambed (/ˈaɪəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing unstressed then emphatic towards the nearest available chair. iambelegused adj. Still drunk, and combining measured progress with the prolonged melancholy of an unfinished poem. Vayron remained iambelegused, composing a mournful couplet about the missing kebab. iambic pentametered (/aɪˈæmbɪk pɛnˈtæmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange five emphatic steps in every line, usually towards the kebab shop. Ndidi became iambic pentametered and addressed the taxi driver in five measured feet. iambic tetrametered adj. Emboldened by drink to address the table in four steady beats, insisting the even syllables carry the argument. Ackeem got iambic tetrametered and reprimanded the waiter in four-foot lines. iambicked (/aɪˌæmbɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to speak without alternating a subdued beginning with an unexpectedly forceful conclusion. iambisted adj. Slowed by drink to compose each reply in alternating weak and strong beats, while companions waited for the verb. Orit was iambisted, answering simple questions in measured pairs of syllables. iambographered adj. Drunk and turning every remark into verse, whether or not the company had requested a poem. Trudell became iambographered and versified the starters before anyone could eat them. iambused adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence advances towards its stressed syllable and the company supplies the rest. Allizae got iambused and made the table wait for each emphatic final word.