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IBMeresed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation emerges as proprietary technical terminology. Jamez became IBMeresed and described the missing glass as a legacy interoperability issue. IBMesed adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in dense workplace jargon to conceal that no decision has been made. Quanetra got IBMesed and called choosing a taxi a cross-platform mobility initiative. IBNR'd adj. Drunk enough to incur consequences that have occurred but have not yet been reported to you. Everleigh-mai was IBNR'd when the missing bar tab was discovered the following afternoon. IBNS'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every banknote as liable to become unusable at short notice. Jaewoo became IBNS'd and hid his wallet from himself for its own protection. IBP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every morning problem into parts, then abandon the remainder. Lehuanani was IBP'd, tackling the headache in stages and ignoring the consequences. IBR'd adj. Drunk and breathing the evening's last orders heavily into the cold night air. Yechezkel came out IBR'd, steaming gently beside the taxi rank after last orders. IBS'd (/aɪ.biːˈɛsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person negotiating urgently with the bathroom, the kitchen, and the sofa. Ellawee got IBS'd and abandoned the glass of water halfway to the bathroom. IBS-C'd adj. Emboldened by drink to remain on the sofa despite the evident need for a more practical location. Navae became IBS-C'd and insisted the sofa was close enough to the bathroom. IBS-D'd adj. Slowed by drink to a careful procession between the kitchen, the sofa, and the bathroom. Seath was IBS-D'd, advancing towards the bathroom with the concentration of a surveyor. IBU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can taste bitterness in the washing-up water and rate it precisely. Cesarina was IBU'd enough to review the bitterness of the sink water. IBZM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and tracing invisible patterns through the conversation for the benefit of nobody. Florene got IBZM'd and mapped the pub's social structure on a beer mat. Ibaadhied adj. Loosened by drink into treating an ordinary journey as a solemn observance requiring witnesses and repeated pauses. Rashael was Ibaadhied on the way home, while Vanely waited through each solemn pause. Ibadaed adj. A drinker who has turned devotion into the careful worship of a final chip. Jon-luc got Ibadaed and approached the last chip with unexpected reverence. Ibaded adj. Describing a drinker who has made solemn service of refilling everyone else's glass. Brycyn got Ibaded and served the table with the gravity of a public ceremony. Ibadhied adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting that spelling variants deserve separate introductions at the table. Olyviah got Ibadhied and introduced herself to Camyri under a second spelling. Ibadhismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and revising the evening's accepted authorities for everyone present. Leonidas got Ibadhismed and amended the group's accepted sources between courses.