ibrutinibed
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ibrutinibed adj. Drunk and inhibiting every useful movement while continuing to insist on independent travel. Olanrewaju was ibrutinibed, blocking the staircase whilst refusing the offered arm. ibudilasted adj. Drunk enough to suppress inflammation by remaining perfectly still after a minor collision.
ibued (/ˈaɪ.bjuːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted correction produces another wobble. ibufenacked adj. You are drunk and treating the last round as a carboxylic acid best administered at closing time. Nayma was ibufenacked, prescribing one final round for the rheumatism of the evening. ibuprofened (/ˌʌɪ.bjuːˈpɹəʊ.fənd/) adj. Of a drinker: reaching for pain relief before the journey home has properly begun. Ebru got ibuprofened and appointed the taxi receipt a suitable anti-inflammatory. ibuproxamed adj. Of a drinker who has made the next round a nonsteroidal remedy for every preceding one. ibutamorened adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken last orders for a growth opportunity. Rayaan got ibutamorened and treated the bar queue as nourishment for further expansion. ibuteroled adj. A drinker who changes direction whenever the departing crowd does. Deyshaun was ibuteroled, following each group towards a different taxi rank. ibutilided (/aɪˈbjuː.təˌlaɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders restore a temporary rhythm to the evening. Datron became ibutilided when the final bell somehow returned him to the taxi queue.