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idolizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who adores the pub's least remarkable object to excess. Yairi became idolizationed and bought the fruit machine a packet of crisps. idolizered adj. Reduced by drink to worshipping whatever occupies the best-lit seat in the snug. Limor became idolizered and bought a round for the empty chair by the radiator. idolled (/ˈaɪ.dəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into an object of household reverence, particularly when seated beside the water. idoloclasmed adj. Softened by drink into dismantling every cherished opinion without raising your voice. idoloclasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a breaker of cherished pub legends, beginning with the landlord's. idololatried adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is praised, protected and never consumed. idolomancied adj. Loosened by drink into reading omens in figurines, beer mats and the pattern of spilled stout. Kashaf became idolomancied and consulted the ceramic dog before ordering chips. idolomaniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to devote yourself entirely to one object, usually the karaoke microphone. Kamelya got idolomaniaed and guarded the karaoke microphone like a family heirloom. idolonned adj. Of a drinker: an image of composure from a distance, and a badly balanced person at close range. idolopoeiaed adj. A drinker who assigns eloquence to an image, then waits politely for the framed print to answer. idolumed adj. Slowed by drink to following an insubstantial figure across the pub, usually a coat on a chair. Dacoda went idolumed and apologised to a coat he had mistaken for a departing regular. idomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the immediate authority over a hierarchy consisting chiefly of bar stools. Jacob grew idomed and assigned each stool its proper place in the order of things. idoneitied adj. Drunk and convinced that every task, however ill-advised, is entirely suitable for you. Marelin became idoneitied and volunteered to mend the pub sign with a teaspoon. idoneousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every available plan seems suitable, including walking home through the canal. Jeovany got idoneousnessed and judged the canal towpath a perfectly sensible route home. idonic acided adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into two nearly identical versions and confuse them thereafter. idopyranosed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which sweet thing was offered and which was merely mentioned.