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Idiazabaled adj. Drunk enough to become firm, sheepish, and faintly smoky in the middle of an otherwise ordinary conversation. Fu stood Idiazabaled by the buffet, solidly defending a point nobody had raised. Idied adj. Drunk to the point where the legs adopt the delicate, springing gait of a long-eared hound. Shazia went Idied across the lounge, alert to every cushion but unable to clear one. Idiot's Delighted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the route upstairs is a game of patience played against oneself. Jamayka was Idiot's Delighted, restarting the staircase after reaching the same landing twice. Idismed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every failed sentence into a private language requiring further explanation. Elydia became Idismed and translated her request for water into four increasingly formal versions. Idisted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary speech is replaced by a constructed tongue of considerable personal precision. Adelaide went Idisted and gave the taxi driver a grammatical account of the front door. Idrened adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every nearby person a trusted companion and every staircase a shared undertaking. Tyrene became Idrened and recruited three strangers to supervise the final four steps. Idrisided adj. Drunk on the strength of inherited authority, expecting the banister and furniture to acknowledge it. Samp went Idrisided and descended the stairs as though the household belonged to him. Idrisied adj. Drunk to the extent of ruling the room from a seated position, with the stairs beyond practical jurisdiction. Lir was Idrisied at the bottom step, issuing calm instructions to the staircase. Idumeaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the house as though every stair were an ancient boundary. Cederia came downstairs Idumeaned, carrying the solemnity of a long journey and one shoe. iDNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every remembered detail as hereditary certainty. Britzy got iDNA'd and insisted the family’s drinking habits explained the broken umbrella. iDTV'd adj. Reduced by drink to receiving every surrounding signal at once and selecting none intelligently. iDeviced adj. Reduced by drink to a small, portable rectangle of enthusiasm, useful chiefly for displaying the way home. iDollatored adj. The state of being drunk and preferring an inanimate companion to the difficult business of conversation. id reactioned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an itchy morning-after rash and no convincing account of its origin. Ananias appeared id reactioned, scratching his ankles while denying any contact with grass. idafaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every coat belong to someone else, preferably the person currently holding it. Kalp was idafaed after last orders, assigning possession of each coat by elaborate relation. idafahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing possession chiefly through repeated claims upon someone else's chips.