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IE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the heart, the coat and the last bus all seem equally unreliable. Nhyira was IE'd and checked the pulse of the evening before ordering another round. IED'd (/ˌaɪ iː ˈdiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently issuing instructions to machinery, people and objects with equal authority. Jacoba got IED'd and attempted to programme the microwave while Alma took notes. IELT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every interval as a measurable event and reports it to unwilling observers. Dannika was IELT'd, timing the pauses between conversations while Aleczandria found another table. IEM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a selectively permeable barrier between yourself and the morning. Laylia woke IEM'd, allowing coffee through while excluding all discussion of the missing shoe. IEO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating every available meal as an unplanned restaurant opportunity. Ryanjames arrived IEO'd at breakfast, searching the high street for food without a reservation. IEP'd adj. Drunk enough to stop moving in the field of conversation, wherever the latest round left you. Elwanda was IEP'd beside the fruit machine and could not be persuaded towards the taxi rank. IEPL'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's private connection carries every thought directly, with no useful routing. Gema was IEPL'd, broadcasting her headache to everyone in the kitchen. Iesvsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to steady the room by blessing each stair individually. Hasanat was Iesvsed on the staircase, touching every banister post with grave approval. Ietsismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining that some transcendent force is responsible for the missing steps. Sumaiyah was Ietsismed on the stairs, attributing each stumble to an unseen arrangement. Ietsisted adj. Softened by drink into believing there must be a meaning, but declining to specify one before last orders. Davyan was Ietsisted by midnight, finding significance in the queue for coats. Iezrited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed descendant of some long-forgotten quarrel. Jestin was Iezrited and found an ancestral objection to the choice of music. ied (/aɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a single upright opinion, usually delivered before the question has finished. Caily got ied and stood up to explain one point about the pub quiz for eleven minutes.