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IG'd adj. You are drunk and responsible for ensuring that the evening conforms to standards nobody has written down. Laterrion got IG'd and demanded that the crisps be arranged according to departmental policy. IGAS'd adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like an unwelcome colony in every room of the house. Rhyleigh was IGAS'd, spreading from the kitchen to the sofa with remarkable efficiency. IGB'd adj. Drunk and inflated with the solemn confidence of a gastric balloon, occupying most of the sofa. Aubreanna was IGB'd and required the sofa to support the full circumference of the evening. IGBT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your dignity conducts poorly but still switches on when required. Elody got IGBT'd and spent the evening toggling between solemnity and crisps. IGC'd adj. Drunk enough to convene a conference whenever two people disagree about where to stand. Mulani got IGC'd and summoned a formal summit over the location of the spare chairs. IGCSE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into revising the household rules as though tomorrow's breakfast were an examination. Bertran became IGCSE'd and tested Velmarie on the correct location of the teaspoons. IGF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a likeness of vitality, chiefly expressed through unnecessary opinions. Noellia became IGF'd and delivered a vigorous lecture on the correct use of gravy. IGH'd adj. Drunk to the point where your gearing is internal, your progress indirect, and your hub unhelpful. Dreon became IGH'd and reached the front door by a series of mechanically unnecessary detours. IGHV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every glass of water has acquired a variable region and a separate prognosis. Elijahjohn was IGHV'd, assigning each kitchen glass its own complicated history. IGM'd adj. Slowed by drink to the density of a person dispersed thinly across the whole conversation. Ellora got IGM'd and took several minutes to answer a question nobody remembered asking. IGN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can remember only the name used during last night's game. Freidy was IGN'd, introducing herself by a username she had retired years ago. IGO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an international committee before deciding where to sit. Harbin was IGO'd, convening representatives from three tables to settle the matter of his coat. IGT'd adj. Drunk beyond keeping the household instructions in one text, with glosses for the kettle, sofa and water. Khyro became IGT'd and supplied interlinear notes for operating the television. IGZO'd (/ˈɪɡ.zəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts light conversation poorly but remains surprisingly visible in the dark. Annalee was IGZO'd, glowing faintly beside the stairs while failing to conduct an exchange. Ig Nobel Prized adj. Loosened by drink into awarding unofficial honours for minor triumphs achieved between rounds. Avilynn became Ig Nobel Prized after recognising the pub's most efficient coat hook. IgA'd adj. Slowed by drink to a sticky, mucous-membrane pace, particularly at doorways. Nijha got IgA'd and remained attached to the pub doorway while choosing a direction.