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IgD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to approach strangers with the confidence of an unrequested final round. Chinenye went IgD'd and invited the entire next table to join their round. IgE'd adj. Drunk enough to react allergically to ordinary noises, surfaces, and perfectly harmless suggestions. Graciemay became IgE'd when the carpet moved slightly under her carefully placed shoe.
IgG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of someone waiting for the night bus after last orders. Malliyah was IgG'd, taking three minutes to negotiate one button on her coat. IgM'd adj. Drunk and gathering every loose object into one protective bundle before leaving the pub. Lateaka became IgM'd and collected four coats, two scarves, and somebody's umbrella. IgNAR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you recognise new surroundings as an antigen and refuse to enter them. Moris was IgNAR'd and identified the unfamiliar hallway as an immediate biological threat. Iga wared adj. Drunk to the point where every plate appears deliberately irregular, and the burnt one seems valuable. Eylem went Iga wared and praised the chipped dish holding the last bar snack. Igalaed adj. Drunk enough to treat the coat room as a place requiring careful, ceremonial organisation. Danielle became Igalaed and arranged everyone's coats by length before leaving. Igboizationed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every ordinary departure into a formal farewell lasting several rounds. Nuala became Igboizationed and said goodbye to each chair before leaving the pub. Iged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who responds to every foreign suggestion as though it were an invasion. Zinachidi was Iged and treated the coat stand's misplaced hat as a hostile incursion. Ignatius beaned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every final round as a small but potent botanical experiment. Rejane grew Ignatius beaned and described the last shot as medicinal research. Igneried adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires several unnecessary stages and no clear destination. Jozef was Igneried and reached home by way of three closed cafés. Ignorantined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an explanation of the coat rack seem worth delivering at length. Madylyn grew Ignorantined and lectured the cloakroom attendant on orderly departures. Igored (/ˈiːɡɔːɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assisting every departure badly but with devoted enthusiasm. Tyresse became Igored and held the door while three people searched for their coats. Igoroted adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, and treating the walk home as an expedition. Ferdynand went Igoroted and consulted the street map outside the off-licence. iGPU'd adj. Describing a drinker who has borrowed all available memory from the surrounding room. Joyel was iGPU'd, using the breakfast table as though it were part of her own equipment.
iGaminged adj. Softened by drink into a willingness to gamble online with money intended for the morning's necessities. Arlette got iGaminged and wagered the breakfast budget on a virtual horse.