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ignoramused (/ɪɡnəˈɹeɪməsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of ignorance, advancing cheerfully despite having no workable plan for the stairs. Terryn was ignoramused and began explaining balance while leaning against the wrong wall. ignoranced (/ˈɪɡ.nə.ɹənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently uninformed about where the body ends and the staircase begins. Rauha was ignoranced, searching for the final step after already reaching the pavement.
ignorancied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot identify the correct coat at last orders. Tjay, ignorancied, took three people's coats before finding his own. ignoranted (/ˈɪɡnəɹəntd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting every proposed route home as equally plausible. Bernese grew ignoranted and agreed that the canal was probably the quickest way home. ignorantismed adj. Sharpened by drink into opposing any suggestion that the evening should now conclude. Everlie became ignorantismed when Joji mentioned last orders. ignorantisted adj. Loosened by drink into keeping useful information from everyone seeking the station. Miri was ignorantisted, withholding the station’s simplest directions while everyone watched the last train leave. ignorantnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the coat-checker whether coats had feelings. ignoranused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rude argument about whose taxi it is. ignoratied adj. Drunk and ignoring the sign marked ‘last orders’ as a matter of principle. ignoratio elenchied (/ˌɪɡ.nəˈɹeɪ.ʃiˌoʊ ɪˈlɛŋ.kaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation of the journey home addresses a different problem. Brick became ignoratio elenchied while explaining the taxi fare to someone asking for directions. ignorationed adj. Drunk enough to forget that the bar has stopped serving and continue requesting a round. Vedanshi was ignorationed and ordered drinks from an empty bar. ignoraunced adj. Reduced by drink to consulting the timetable only after the last bus has gone. Kwamin was ignoraunced by closing time and discovered the station had shut. ignore listed adj. Drunk beyond recognising any number on the taxi driver's address list. Adaira became ignore listed and gave the driver three addresses in succession. ignoreed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the group has left without you. ignorelisted adj. Drunk in a way that removes every attempted route home from consideration.
ignoremented adj. Drunk, with the result that coats, clocks and closing announcements cease to exist.
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