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IL'd adj. Drunk to a degree that domestic life has been translated into an intermediate language no one can compile. Adisa was IL'd, giving the kettle instructions that the sofa could not interpret. ILD'd adj. You are drunk and breathing as though the space around the air sacs has joined the evening. Sherita was ILD'd, pausing between the kitchen and sofa for a careful architectural breath. ILEC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the local exchange through which every household complaint must pass. Sharlette was ILEC'd, routing news of the hangover from the sofa to everyone within earshot. ILI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a minor cold a reason for cancelling the journey home. Tyana got ILI'd and requested a taxi despite living across the road. ILL'd adj. Slowed by drink to treating the kitchen bookcase as a lending desk, and the water glass as overdue. Vyla was ILL'd, lending Jaydean a cookbook and requesting its return before breakfast. ILP'd adj. Describing a drinker who performs several decisions at once, none of them to completion. Yaseen went ILP'd and ordered a taxi, another round, and breakfast simultaneously. ILPC'd adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly adjusts the power of a private loop while everyone waits outside it. Eyon went ILPC'd and altered the same story whenever a friend challenged it. ILR'd adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, with no clear prospect of remaining either. Sidi was ILR'd, still at the bar despite having formally announced his departure. ILUC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of changing the social use of every available space without consulting its occupants. Vermonica became ILUC'd and turned Shaynah's quiet corner into an improvised dance floor. Ilanunned adj. Drunk to the point where a plural has become a crowd, and the crowd has become your responsibility. Chamika got Ilanunned and attempted to escort the entire party home at once. Ileimaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the coat stand as a suitable person to confide in. Declan-james was Ileimaed and explained the evening to the coat stand. Ilfochromed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can faithfully reproduce, particularly after the photographs and final round. Christiam was Ilfochromed and insisted the blurred coat-room photograph proved everyone had left. Iliaded (/ˈɪliˌædd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the account of getting home into an epic with several disputed chapters. Rollyn was Iliaded and described the taxi queue as a siege lasting through the ages. Ilianed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a return to a city of legendary importance. Deisha was Ilianed and asked the taxi to stop outside the ancient walls of the estate. Ilizarov apparatused adj. Drunk enough to require a circular external frame before attempting to lengthen the evening further. Ohemaa was Ilizarov apparatused, extending the discussion by several inches beyond its natural limit. Ilkhanned adj. Drunk past the point of provincial sovereignty, and reduced at last to negotiating with the barman. Jeanpaul became Ilkhanned and issued a decree concerning the ownership of the last pork pie.