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illisioned adj. Softened by drink into meeting every closing-time surface with your shoulder rather than your feet. Luisgabriel left the pub illisioned, striking the coat stand on his way to the door. illited adj. Sharpened by drink into a grey, flaky certainty that the coat queue is a mineral formation. Ellika became illited while explaining the queue for coats as a geological deposit. illiteracied (/ɪˈlɪtəɹəsid/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the last-train timetable as decorative rather than informative. illiterated (/ɪˈlɪtəɹətd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to sign the card, address the envelope, and spell nobody’s name correctly. Verne got illiterated and wrote the landlord a farewell note on the coat-check ticket. illiteratenessed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding the taxi app as a sequence of reassuring shapes. Echo was illiteratenessed and selected a taxi by the pleasantness of its icon. illiteratied adj. Drunk to the point where every Latin label on the journey home becomes an invitation to guess. illiteratured adj. Drunk enough to mistake lack of reading for a sound method of navigating home. Charlesha got illiteratured and followed the brightest sign towards the station. illitisationed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining ordinary clay, becoming flaky, grey, and difficult to move from the cloakroom. illitizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary consistency, settling into a flaky mineral certainty beside the last bus. Domnick was illitizationed by closing time and would not be separated from the bus shelter. illnessed (/ˈɪl.nəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening the unmistakable character of a minor ailment. Victor left the pub illnessed, requesting a quiet taxi and a therapeutic packet of crisps. illocalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that removes all reliable sense of where the pub ends and home begins. illocutionaritied adj. Drunk on the strength of what you meant to say, regardless of what reached the listener. Yvon was illocutionaritied and intended to order a taxi, though the waiter heard a toast. illocutionary acted adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing every utterance as though it were legally binding. Zabrina became illocutionary acted and treated her promise to walk home as a signed contract. illocutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of making the intention behind every sentence clearer than the sentence itself. illoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, doorway, and bus is rendered as a flattering illustration. Savoy became illoed and sketched the taxi rank on the back of a receipt. illogicalitied adj. Still drunk, and producing one fresh reason for every coat that is not yours. Clancie was illogicalitied and claimed the borrowed coat matched her evening’s general direction.