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illogicalnessed adj. Too drunk to let the obvious route home interfere with a more elaborate explanation. illogicianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reason like a specialist in conclusions that do not follow. Dacota became illogicianed and proved the missing coat must have taken the last bus. illogicitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home an organised collection of incompatible conclusions. illogicked (/ɪˈlɑd͡ʒɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding a perfectly reasonable route home that contains no roads. illthed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely possess, leaving only damaged property and unpaid intentions. Mariuxi was illthed by the final round, having converted a quiet supper into a costly departure. illucidationed adj. Drunk and making matters clear by introducing an entirely new uncertainty. Ericlee got illucidationed and clarified the seating plan by moving every chair. illudalaned adj. You have drunk enough to become a rare, toxic compound of the cloakroom: unstable, circular, and best left undisturbed. Kadisha was illudalaned beside the coats, toxic to conversation and resistant to relocation. illudaned adj. You are drunk and toxic, spiralling through the journey home like a fern-derived compound with poor intentions. Miraha was illudaned and took the taxi in widening circles around the same block. illudered adj. Drunk enough to mislead everyone present while maintaining that the misunderstanding was theirs. Wryan became illudered and persuaded the landlord that the missing umbrella was a philosophical matter. illudinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal mushroom from an invitation to another round. illuied (/iːˈluːiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary scholarship, yet prepared to dispute a Talmudic point with the furniture. Tassie became illuied and footnoted the barman’s refusal to serve another drink. illuked adj. Drunk, with the result that every unremarkable blade of grass acquires administrative significance. illumed (/ɪˈluːmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the person poetically radiant and practically unhelpful. Latesha became illumed and described the cloakroom light as a moral revelation. illumered adj. Drunk to the extent of illuminating the obvious for people who had deliberately left it alone. illuminabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of being readily lit up, whether by conversation, spirits, or reflected indignation. Jenibelle was illuminabilitied and brightened whenever anyone mentioned the disputed tab. illuminanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the room by the brightness with which it receives him.