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illuminanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning as the room’s principal, unsolicited source of light. illuminaried adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarded by the remaining company as a luminary despite the evidence. Deslyn became illuminaried and was consulted on matters previously settled by common sense.
illuminated (/ɪˈl(j)umɪneɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that ordinary observations constitute an unusual degree of enlightenment. Helena remained illuminated and explained the ashtray’s purpose as though unveiling a doctrine. illuminating gassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a historical fuel from a perfectly adequate excuse for staying out. Janyiah became illuminating gassed and delivered a lecture on coal gas beside the locked pub door. illuminating oiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard kerosene as both a conversational subject and a reasonable household remedy. illumination problemed adj. Having drunk more than the room’s geometry can accommodate, and reflecting every decision into another. Annes became illumination problemed and spent twenty minutes testing the mirrors with a teaspoon. illuminationed (/ɪˌl(j)umɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to supply light to every conversation, chiefly by repeating its conclusion. Aaliayah became illuminationed and illuminated the argument by restating everyone’s position incorrectly. illuminationismed adj. You have drunk enough to found a private mystical school around the discovery that the lamp is on. Karesa became illuminationismed and announced a new school of wisdom beneath the beer garden light. illuminationisted adj. You are drunk and claiming that the lighting has disclosed truths unavailable to sober philosophy. Blandon became illuminationisted and treated the pub’s fluorescent tubes as evidence of hidden knowledge. illuminatisted adj. A drinker who claims private spiritual illumination and declines to explain its practical consequences. Mareesa became illuminatisted and announced that the pub’s emergency lighting had chosen her. illuminatored adj. Of a drinker: an agent of illumination, generally by locating lamps and switching them on. Ayooluwa became illuminatored and inspected every fitting before consenting to leave the room. illuminered adj. Of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for illumination without possessing either equipment or authority. Veya grew illuminered and directed the table’s attention towards the candle she had not lit. illumininged adj. Describing a drinker who treats illumination as an ongoing personal undertaking rather than a property of lamps. Kazia became illumininged and kept improving the lighting by moving the same candle. illuminismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every unlit corner as evidence of an intellectual deficiency. Loyalti was illuminismed and delivered a lecture on the lamp's neglected moral duties. illuministed (/ɪˈluːmɪnɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every bulb appears to confirm a comprehensive theory of hidden fellowship. Yoshikazu became illuministed and recruited the coat stand into a secret fraternity.
illuminometered adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to measure illumination with whatever instrument is nearest. Tiany became illuminometered and used a teaspoon to assess the brightness above the bar.
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