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illuminositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become luminously confident, though not appreciably clearer. illupied adj. A drinker so far gone that every broad-leaved tree becomes a dependable witness. Shayona became illupied and asked the ornamental tree to confirm who had bought the round. illusion caked adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting yesterday’s leftovers as a cake until daylight supplies the correction. Jelyn arrived illusion caked, offering a covered plate that contained toast and considerable confidence. illusioned (/ɪˈl(j)uːʒ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the empty glass is still full, until the morning proves otherwise. illusionismed (/ɪˈl(j)uːʒənɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the morning’s missing hours disappear with professional-looking gestures. illusionisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and palming the house keys while confidently searching for them in the fridge. Sebatian was illusionisted the next morning, producing his keys from a place nobody had checked. illusionlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and finding the morning’s explanations conspicuously free of invention. Annelizabeth was illusionlessnessed over tea, admitting plainly that she had missed the last train. illusivenessed adj. Too drunk to be found by the account of events, the empty bottle, or the person who paid. Wandy was illusivenessed by breakfast, absent from every version of the previous evening. illusorinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover that last night’s plans dissolve entirely under daylight. Akria woke illusorinessed, watching the proposed early train disappear beneath the duvet. illusted adj. You have drunk enough to make every explanation clear, distinct, and wholly unhelpful by morning. illustrated songed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could hold, and waking to a silent sequence of remembered images. illustrateded (/ˈɪləstɹeɪtɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require captions for the morning’s scattered objects and unexplained bruises. Ayla-jade was illustrateded, labelling the kettle, sofa and single shoe before attempting breakfast. illustration boarded adj. Of a drinker: stiff and pale by breakfast, with the night’s events requiring a substantial backing sheet. Meahan looked illustration boarded, sitting upright while reconstructing the journey home. illustrationed (/ˌɪl.əˈstɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and making the morning’s confusion clear by arranging its objects into a diagram. Nieco was illustrationed, mapping the route from the front door to the abandoned shoe. illustrationisted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning’s every object into evidence of a previous scene. Deloras was illustrationisted, sketching the spilled cereal as though preparing a courtroom exhibit. illustrativenessed adj. Describing a drinker who makes the previous night unusually informative through posture, stains and receipts. Calita was illustrativenessed, her coat and breakfast arrangements explaining the whole journey.