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illustratored (/ˈɪləˌstɹeɪtəɹd/) adj. A drinker who draws the morning’s account rather than attempting to explain it aloud. illustratressed adj. A drinker so far gone that the hangover is rendered in careful lines, shading and unnecessary perspective. illustriousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and regarded by oneself, until morning, as the principal figure of the household. Kerriann remained illustriousnessed, accepting tea as though it were an official tribute. illutationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has treated the morning’s damp garden as a suitable restorative bath. Tayliana was illutationed, seated in the flowerbed and claiming the mud improved her complexion. illuviationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has allowed the night’s loose contents to settle into every lower layer by morning. Keener was illuviationed, with receipts and loose change accumulated beneath the sofa cushions. illuviumed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the evening’s displaced material from one household layer to another. Nikiesha was illuviumed, transferring glasses, cushions and one slipper steadily downstairs. illwishered adj. Softened by drink into wishing nobody ill, including the person responsible for the morning’s headache. illywhackered (/ˈɪliwakəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into selling yesterday’s implausible account as confidently as a pocketful of trinkets. Shamesha was illywhackered, offering a persuasive explanation for the missing bicycle before breakfast. ilmajokited adj. Loosened by drink into a many-element mineral: dense, obscure and faintly magnetic to loose change. Monifa looked ilmajokited, attracting coins, keys and a teaspoon to the folds of her coat. ilmenited adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning greyly, with only a weak attraction to further conversation. Naraya was ilmenited, dark-eyed at breakfast and faintly drawn towards the nearest magnet. ilmenitited adj. Slowed by drink to a dense, dark crawl through breakfast, with several incompatible ingredients in attendance. Terrlyn was ilmenitited, taking ten minutes to cross the kitchen and assemble a geological breakfast. ilmeniumed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a suspected element as chemically confirmed, despite the inconvenient mixture. Messiyah got ilmeniumed and announced a new element at the bar, using the beer list as evidence. ilmenorutiled adj. Having drunk more than the mineral can contain, and confidently diagnosing every dark stone as an oxide. ilomastated adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every useful judgement while claiming to improve the whole system. iloperidoned adj. You are drunk and treating an improbable interpretation of events as the only rational one. iloprosted (/ˈɪl.əˌpɹɑstd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that circulation has improved merely because you have begun walking into furniture. Lamara was iloprosted and prescribed herself a brisk route through every table in the room.