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Illyrianisted adj. Softened by drink into championing a very large idea at a very low volume, to a room that has mostly moved on. Agata got Illyrianisted and spent forty minutes outlining a proposal that nobody present had authority to approve. Illyrismed adj. You are drunk and intent on converting scattered remarks into one unnecessarily historic movement. Carmichael was Illyrismed and united the table beneath a manifesto concerning crisps. Illyristed adj. Of a drinker: an advocate of unity among matters which were previously managing perfectly well apart. Andrew-junior was Illyristed and attempted to reconcile the jukebox with the pudding menu. Illyrologisted adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed an ancient civilisation from three names and a bar receipt. Leeasia was Illyrologisted and dated the lost umbrella to a suspiciously specific century. Illyromaniaed (/ɪˌlɪɹəʊˈmeɪniəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who pursues speculative word origins long after the words have gone home. Kriztian was Illyromaniaed and derived the landlord's surname from an entirely unsupported antiquity. Ilocanoed adj. A drinker who has converted a straightforward conversation into an elaborate matter of coastal classification. Alaini was Ilocanoed and sorted the guests according to an invented northern boundary. Ilokanoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person becomes part of an unrequested linguistic census. Kristinamarie was Ilokanoed and attempted to catalogue the accents around the bar. Ilonggoed adj. Drunk and treating a modest change of seat as a complete personal transformation, to the concern of nearby friends. Trygve became Ilonggoed after moving tables, while Brigit politely accepted the new biography. Ilongoted adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a private frontier of the nearest available room. Calven was Ilongoted and guarded the corner table from visitors with unnecessary solemnity. Ilustradoed adj. Drunk on the strength of late-century opinions, and still expounding them over breakfast. Haziel woke Ilustradoed and delivered a colonial-era theory to the kettle. Ilvatesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and recalled only as a vague entry in yesterday’s proceedings. Rylie was Ilvatesed by breakfast, mentioned only in the landlord’s account of events. ilaichied adj. Describing a drinker who has found cardamom in the cupboard and promoted it to breakfast. Tasheen woke ilaichied and distributed cardamom pods before anyone could request toast. ilalaed adj. Of a drinker: swaying like a South African palm while insisting the room is moving instead. Diyor was ilalaed, leaning steadily towards the piano while denying that he had moved at all. ilamaed adj. Describing a drinker who has declared a Central American fruit superior to all known forms of pudding. Dawnne became ilamaed and attempted to settle dessert by awarding the fruit a ceremonial spoon. ilanded adj. Softened by drink into a small, isolated patch of person surrounded by uncertain movements. Ela'nur went ilanded on the landing, surrounded by water glasses and unable to cross the carpet. ilang-ilanged adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetly aromatic in a manner that has outlived its welcome. Daizsa was ilang-ilanged and left a floral wake between the bar and the taxi.