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ileocolonned adj. A drinker who has combined the sofa and kitchen into one continuous route, made repeatedly without purpose. ileocolonoscopied adj. A drinker so far gone that every cupboard and sofa crevice requires a careful internal examination. ileocystoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and increasing one's domestic capacity chiefly by filling every available vessel with water. Haralabos got ileocystoplastied and distributed glasses of water throughout the sitting room. ileographied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the kitchen's internal arrangements visible through prolonged, unnecessary scrutiny. Diamani became ileographied while studying the contents of the cutlery drawer. ileoileostomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined two separate domestic routines into one, usually involving the sofa and a tap. ileojejunitised adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the kitchen and sofa seem joined by a single sluggish digestive process. Jihan was ileojejunitised, taking ten minutes to transport a glass from the tap. ileoscopied adj. Softened by drink into a patient observer of the kitchen, especially its least interesting surfaces. Isaya became ileoscopied and photographed the abandoned washing-up with great concentration. ileostomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose conversation opens directly into the kitchen and never quite returns. Falena became ileostomied and conducted the evening from beside the kitchen doorway. ileostomisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds an opening, however small, for another domestic expedition. ileotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to make a direct incision into the evening's domestic quiet, usually with a saucepan. ileovesicostomied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the route between sofa and lavatory acquires its own plumbing infrastructure. Avrianna became ileovesicostomied and made the journey to the lavatory by cautious stages. ilepcimided adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a mildly dangerous laboratory whose equipment must be handled ceremonially. Diop became ilepcimided and measured water into a mug before sitting down. ilesited adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a mineral deposit from which movement is geologically unlikely. Hersey became ilesited and remained fixed to the sofa beside an untouched glass of water. ileumed adj. Drunk enough to make the longest possible journey out of fetching water from the kitchen. Anjay got ileumed between the sofa and the tap, arriving with no recollection of the glass. ileused (/ˈɪliəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of effective propulsion, with the glass of water remaining just beyond reach. ilexed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic softness, with the stubborn, dark permanence of a houseplant left in the corner. Kriya sat ilexed beside the sofa, refusing both movement and the offered glass of water.