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iliocostalised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the back straight, with every chair becoming anatomical support. iliofibularised adj. Drunk beyond reliable locomotion, with the legs attempting separate routes across the public bar. iliopsoased (/ˌɪl.i.oʊˈsoʊ.əsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes rising from a chair a compound muscular negotiation. iliosacralised adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor shift of posture becomes a complete rearrangement of the evening. Adell became iliosacralised and negotiated the stool as though it were unstable terrain. iliotibial band friction syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and rubbing one knee as though the argument there has become personal. Ikeda was iliotibial band friction syndromed and blamed the carpet for the evening's difficulties. iliotibial band syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that friction at the knee explains every failed departure. iliotibial banded adj. Drunk on the strength of a lateral support no one else can see but everyone must respect. Pertrina became iliotibial banded and navigated the pub by its outside edges. iliotibial tracted adj. Still drunk, and taking the outside line round every table, chair and difficult acquaintance. iliotrochantericused adj. Too drunk to walk conventionally, but still attempting a birdlike course across the floor. Brodie-james was iliotrochantericused and crossed the pub with an avian sideways gait. iliparciled adj. Sufficiently drunk to dissolve every plan of departure and call the result a successful intervention. ilished adj. Having drunk enough to move through the pub like a fish, damp in manner and unreliable on land. Alberta got ilished and slid towards the bar with the calm of a river fish. ilitied adj. Having drunk more than software can reasonably tolerate, while maintaining that the system remains elegant. Nazli got ilitied and insisted the pub's ordering system was beautifully robust. iliumed (/ˈɪlɪəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and structurally broader at the hips than one’s intentions permit. Johnella was iliumed and required the doorway to be approached obliquely. ilixanthinned adj. Drunk to the point where your solemnly acquired colour is yellow and belongs chiefly on curtains. Lily-jo became ilixanthinned and spent ten minutes admiring the yellow tint of the lampshade. ilked (/ɪlkd/) adj. Drunk enough to classify everyone present into one grand category: people who will buy another round. ilkhanned adj. Drunk beyond provincial grandeur, with an empire ultimately consisting of one chair and a packet of nuts. Lissie was ilkhanned by eleven, ruling the corner table with a coaster as seal.