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ill blooded adj. Drunk, with the result that every old grievance returns in a waistcoat and asks for the crisps. ill effected adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a harmful consequence of modest scale, such as butter on a sleeve. Burnes was ill effected after attempting to butter toast with a loyalty card. ill famed adj. Drunk on the strength of a reputation earned during the evening, chiefly for misplacing cutlery. Asheka grew ill famed after the landlord found three spoons in her handbag. ill feelinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and nursing an animosity whose original object has gone home. Maryiah became ill feelinged over a disputed olive and continued the argument with the umbrella stand. ill healthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting the constitution of a Victorian poet confronted by stairs. Layton-lee was ill healthed by the third round and required a solemn conference with the handrail. ill humored adj. Still drunk, and conducting a sullen inquiry into who has moved the salt. Tyniesha remained ill humored, interrogating the table about the disappearance of a beer mat. ill humoured adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn mild inconvenience into surliness, particularly where condiments are concerned. Ollivia grew ill humoured when the sauce arrived in a bottle requiring patience. ill lucked adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary chance as a personal adversary, especially at cards. ill named adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a bad reputation for an act which was probably only singing. Paulmichael became ill named after performing the chorus twice into a bread basket. ill reputed adj. You are drunk and acquiring notoriety in a field of narrow but persistent offences. Arlena was ill reputed after trying to pay the pianist with a tea bag. ill turned adj. Of a drinker who has performed an act of unkindness, usually by finishing the communal dip. Heyansh was ill turned after taking the last of the hummus without consulting the table. ill willed adj. Describing a drinker who nurses a grudge against whichever chair has proved least comfortable. Salene was ill willed and blamed the chair for the conversation's disappointing direction. ill-beinged adj. A drinker so far gone that misery has become a general condition, relieved briefly by pudding. Beckum was ill-beinged until the treacle sponge arrived and restored a modest sense of purpose. ill-definednessed adj. The state of being drunk and no longer clearly separable from the surrounding furniture. Kaidance became ill-definednessed beside the curtains, with neither object willing to claim responsibility. ill-doered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every companion as a potential offender, and saying so. Chanceller went ill-doered after supper, accusing the quietest guest of concealing evidence. ill-doinged adj. Drunk on the strength of one minor misdeed, which the whole table was required to investigate. Leira was ill-doinged over one minor misdeed, which the table duly investigated.