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IM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a temporary custodian of stray facts, distributing them without regard to need. Samanthia got IM'd and archived the table’s gossip under the wrong names. IMA'd adj. Softened by drink into believing every difficult task has a mechanical advantage waiting to be pulled. Daejon got IMA'd and tried to move the piano with a teaspoon and considerable leverage. IMAG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring close-up coverage of your face while searching the kitchen for water. Fahid was IMAG'd, presenting a magnified expression to everyone from the sofa. IMAX'd (/ˈaɪmæksd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of turning an ordinary kitchen mishap into a seventy-millimetre domestic epic. Okalani was IMAX'd and gave the dropped glass a full-scale cinematic treatment. IMBH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small personal difficulty exert an unreasonable gravitational pull. Barbra got IMBH'd and drew the entire table into the problem of finding her other shoe. IMC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that visibility is limited, yet decisions continue under imaginary weather conditions. Katinka went IMC'd and insisted the corridor required radio navigation. IMD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a walking index of multiple deprivation, lacking only a government report. Alvia was IMD'd, with the dignity of each successive decision visibly deteriorating. IME'd adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary speech has been replaced by an improvised system for exotic symbols. Akheem got IME'd and ordered his lager through a sequence of solemn hand signs. IMEI'd adj. Drunk enough to identify the mobile, the charger and the glass of water by their unique household numbers. Hektor became IMEI'd and searched the sofa for the phone's identifying sequence. IMEP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting every inward breath into a pressure calculation. Tyresha was IMEP'd over coffee, measuring each sigh as though the engine required tuning. IMG'd (/ˈɪm(ɪ)d͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and documenting the glass of water as though it were a significant image. Kasin was IMG'd and photographed the kitchen tap before drinking from it. IMGUI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting everyone present to operate the conversation interactively. Jenelle got IMGUI'd and demanded immediate responses from people already leaving. IMID'd adj. Having drunk enough to sustain a self-mediated inflammatory dispute for most of the evening. Ladavion got IMID'd and reopened an argument that had been settled before dinner. IMINT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting visual intelligence on the kitchen's safest route to water. Vyaan got IMINT'd and surveyed the passage from sofa to tap before making the attempt. IMO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an officer who issues instructions with no evidence of authority. Jionny got IMO'd and ordered the party’s information into files on the nearest table. IMP'd adj. Softened by drink into a mischievous certainty that minor interference will improve matters. Jerrious got IMP'd and altered the playlist with the solemnity of a technician.