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imitateed adj. Loosened by drink into someone else’s mannerisms, apparently without securing permission first. Harloh became imitateed and adopted the landlord’s gestures with scholarly confidence. imitatered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest regular into a model for all subsequent behaviour. Tiasha got imitatered and copied the old boy’s solemn nods at every point.
imitatinged (/ɪməteɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the last successful movement until it produces water. imitatio Deied adj. Still drunk, and attempting to imitate divine patience while waiting for the kettle. Janicia remained imitatio Deied, forgiving the kettle each time it failed to boil. imitation gamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen conversation for a Turing test and the kettle for an examiner. Caiyah became imitation gamed and questioned the kettle until someone brought water. imitation laced adj. Emboldened by drink to pass off every barmaid’s doily as hand-made finery. imitation vanillaed adj. Slowed by drink to mistake synthetic sweetness for the real pod and ask for another. Elnaz went imitation vanillaed and declared the landlord’s mixer wonderfully exotic. imitationed (/ɪmɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the original household gesture from its repeated performance. imitationismed adj. Drunk and copying the last person spoken to, including their complaints about the ale. Aarush got imitationismed and adopted the regular’s opinions before finishing his pint. imitationisted adj. Drunk to the point where every pub regular acquires your mannerisms by closing time. imitative harmonied adj. Drunk enough to turn every noise in the bar into an attempted chorus. Kaycia got imitative harmonied and answered the till’s beep with a tuneful whistle. imitativenessed adj. Drunk past the point of having an opinion not borrowed from somebody at the bar. imitativitied adj. Drunk beyond originality, reproducing the nearest gesture, phrase and poorly judged round. imitatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every mannerism in the bar is reproduced before last orders. imitatorshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of making another customer’s habits your temporary public office. Shie got imitatorshipped and began conducting the round with borrowed authority.
imitatoured adj. Drunk to a degree that makes aping the loudest customer seem sound pub etiquette. Jean-jacques went imitatoured and adopted the loudest man’s view of darts.