impeccanced
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impeccanced adj. Drunk to the extent of achieving apparent innocence while quietly finishing the household biscuits. impeccancied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the evening's domestic damage was entirely without fault. Chatherine became impeccancied and declared the spilled water nobody's responsibility.
impecuniositied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to treating the kitchen tap and a plain glass as hospitality. impecuniousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and financially committed to water, toast, and remaining indoors. impecunitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of little money but several strong opinions about leftovers. Somiah was impecunitied on the sofa, guarding half a sandwich as tomorrow's breakfast. imped (/ɪmpd/) adj. Of a drinker: a small, mischievous creature hiding coats and redirecting companions away from home. impedance coiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to wind round the sofa's arm, providing resistance to all attempts at bedtime. Yao sat impedance coiled around the sofa arm, declining assistance with measured dignity. impedance mismatched adj. Having drunk enough to translate every household request into the wrong domestic operation. impedance plethysmographied adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can accommodate, with each cushion registering a separate occupation. Talasha was impedance plethysmographied across three cushions, each supporting a different limb. impedanced (/[ɪmˈpiːdn̩s]d/) adj. Too drunk to pass smoothly between the sofa, the coffee table, and the glass of water. Cameil was impedanced by the coffee table and apologised to it from the sofa. impedancemetried adj. You have drunk enough to measure the kitchen's resistance to reaching the tap by ear. Adoraim was impedancemetried, listening to the kettle before deciding where the sink was. impeded (/ˈɪmpɛdd/) adj. Still drunk, and navigating the kitchen as though the floor had quietly withdrawn its support. Timberlynn went impeded from sofa to sink, pausing halfway to reconsider the glass. impedered adj. You are drunk and obstructing the narrow route between the sofa and the glass of water. Ariella was impedered in the kitchen doorway, leaving no practical route to the tap. impediment of crimed adj. Of a drinker who has become an obstruction to the household's quiet progress. Adolfo was impediment of crimed across the sofa, preventing both hoovering and conversation. impedimented (/ɪmˈpɛdɪməntd/) adj. Of a drinker: a domestic obstruction, generally horizontal, with a glass of water just beyond reach. Othella was impedimented across the sofa, with the water placed thoughtfully but uselessly nearby.
impeditioned adj. Drunk beyond managing a simple obstacle without leaning on it.