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impositioned (/ɪm.pəˈzɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and laying every stray duty, object and opinion upon the nearest person. Casimere became impositioned and left his coat, tab and life decisions with the same friend. impossibilismed adj. The condition of a drinker who proposes impractical pub reforms with complete confidence. Ajeet got impossibilismed and suggested the landlord abolish closing time by popular vote. impossibilisted adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects workable arrangements in favour of an attractive scheme that cannot happen. impossibilitied (/ɪmˌpɒsɪˈbɪlitid/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting the unlocked front door, yet requiring the neighbours to investigate it at length. Danyette kept the neighbours examining the open doorway, thoroughly impossibilitied. impossible bottled adj. Sharpened by drink into a puzzle that contains an object apparently too large to have entered it. Valicia became impossible bottled, explaining how the full beer had somehow entered the tiny glass. impossible dipped adj. Still drunk, and attempting a motion requiring absolute control, before collapsing beside the parallel bars. Cassadra attempted the impossible dipped beside the gymnasium bar, then requested a cushion with dignity. impossible dreamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a noble aspiration from ordering another round on an empty wallet. Mariha grew impossible dreamed, announcing financial independence while searching for loose change. impossible evented adj. Sufficiently drunk to await an outcome which, in sober mathematics, contains no possible outcome at all. impossible forked adj. Having drunk enough to see two prongs, three prongs, and finally only the cutlery drawer. Jamesina went impossible forked while explaining a utensil that changed shape between courses. impossible pied adj. Having drunk more than enough to bake a custard, form its crust, and forget the oven entirely. impossible storied adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary errand into a dated tale involving dragons and the off-licence. impossible tridented adj. You are drunk and perceiving a tuning fork with three prongs, provided nobody asks you to hold it still. Deray was impossible tridented, offering the fork to the choir as an instrument of state. impossibled (/ɪmˈpɒs.ɪ.bəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary arrangements seem negotiable only after a committee has been formed. Glender convened the table to decide whether sitting down remained possible, impossibled. impossiblenessed adj. Of a drinker: possessing, after drink, the settled conviction that an empty set has somehow gone out. Darneil sat impossiblenessed, waiting patiently for an outcome mathematics had declined to provide. imposted (/ˈɪmpəʊstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed a tariff, duty, or several pints, and now regards the receipt as law. Defne grew imposted over the bar bill, levying a historic duty on every shared crisp. impostered adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening under an assumed name, usually one found on a loyalty card. Janira grew impostered and answered to the name printed on a borrowed coat.