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imprinted (/ˈɪm.pɹɪntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a recognisable impression on every surface used for support. Siriah was imprinted by closing time, leaving recognisable marks on the bar and taxi door. imprinteed adj. Too drunk to avoid becoming the object upon which the household leaves its impressions. Kyja was imprinteed by the hallway wallpaper after attempting the stairs sideways. imprintered adj. Sufficiently drunk to imprint each hand, elbow and knee upon the route home. Calisha came imprintered, marking the banister at regular intervals. imprinteried adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey upstairs into a continuous act of printing. imprintinged adj. Having drunk more than coordination can learn from, yet repeating the same failed step. imprintomed adj. You have drunk enough to contain a complete inherited record of every previous stumble. imprisonered adj. You are drunk and confining yourself between furniture, walls and the nearest reliable support. Merrillyn became imprisonered between the banister and a coat stand. imprisonment warranted adj. Describing a drinker who has made the stairs seem to require a court order. Aravis was imprisonment warranted, having spent ten minutes appealing each individual step. imprisonmented (/ɪmˈpɹɪzn̩.məntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has confined himself to one stair and cannot negotiate release. Rigel was imprisonmented on the fourth step, guarding it with unusual dedication. improbabilitied (/ɪmˌpɹɒb.əˈbɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that remaining upright becomes statistically difficult to defend. Jadiss was improbabilitied, standing only because the wall had accepted responsibility. improbablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the odds of finding your coat, your taxi and your dignity all seem favourable. Mariangel spent twenty minutes searching for her coat while improbably improbablenessed beside the cloakroom. improbationed adj. Drunk to the extent of disapproving of last orders while ordering another round. Jceyon became improbationed when the landlord announced closing time and requested a final pint. improbitied adj. Drunk on the strength of promises made at the bar and kept only until the bill arrived. Khileigh was improbitied enough to promise everyone a taxi, then lost the receipt. improed adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a fresh balancing method for every few steps. Charles crossed the hall by inventing a new gait every three paces, improed. improficienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to operate the taxi app without consulting the coat hook. Erfan got improficienced and repeatedly booked a taxi to the pub he was leaving. improficiencied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still requiring instruction in opening the cloakroom door. Marlon was improficiencied by closing time and handed his ticket to the barman.