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inequationed adj. Drunk to a degree that two apparently similar things must be proved different before coffee can begin. Amose was inequationed, comparing the two mugs until the household accepted they were not identical. inequitied (/ɪnˈɛk.wɨ.tid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an unfair share of breakfast as a personal grievance. Yasheca was inequitied, quietly prosecuting the person who had taken the last clean spoon. inequivalenced adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering that two remedies are not interchangeable after all. Franchester was inequivalenced, insisting that coffee and water could not possibly serve the same purpose. inequivalved adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening your mouth unevenly thereafter, like a shell with mismatched halves. ineradicabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening into the morning as a stain no coffee will remove. Koko was ineradicabilitied, the previous night's toast remaining visible in every conversation. ineradicablenessed adj. Still drunk, and preserving every poor decision from the evening in full working order. inermiided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and lying broad and still beneath the blanket like a fish at rest. Leanetta was inermiided on the sofa, facing the television with the calm of a stranded fish. inerrabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every account of last night as incapable of containing an error. Charlemagne was inerrabilitied, correcting witnesses while unable to locate his shoes. inerrablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to treat your recollection of the morning as beyond correction. Jagjit was inerrablenessed, defending an impossible breakfast time with complete composure. inerrancied (/ɪˈnɛɹənsid/) adj. Having drunk more than memory can safely hold, yet speaking of last night without admitting an error. Kierrah was inerrancied, giving an exact account that omitted the missing shoe. inerrantismed adj. You have drunk enough to defend the previous night's messages as flawless, including their punctuation. Saya got inerrantismed and read the group chat aloud as though it were sacred text. inerrantisted adj. You are drunk and treating last night's written record as incapable of containing a mistake. Brynnley was inerrantisted, defending the spelling in every message sent after midnight. inert gas narcosised adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning in a nitrogenous fog, with ordinary thought suspended. Jaicen was inert gas narcosised, searching the bathroom for the spectacles already on his face. inert gassed adj. Of a drinker who has become unreactive after drink, releasing only the occasional harmless remark. Comfort was inert gassed by ten, contributing nothing more volatile than a sigh. inert pair effected adj. A drinker who has kept the two outermost thoughts unshared throughout the morning after. Makyah was inert pair effected, retaining both useful thoughts and sharing neither. inertagramed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is plotted by volume and frequency. Cerys-ann became inertagramed and diagnosed the table's acoustics between courses.