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inertanced adj. Drunk to a degree that resistance to any suggestion has become a measurable flow property. Maydean got inertanced and refused the taxi with impressive resistance to movement. inerted (/ɪnˈɜːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: chemically unresponsive by breakfast, with no reaction to coffee, conversation or daylight. inertia sellinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an unsolicited round, then demanding payment from everyone who received one. inertia weldinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and joining two bad ideas by spinning them together at speed. Nasasha became inertia weldinged and fused karaoke with a lift home. inertiaed (/ɪnˈɝ.ʃəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of resisting every change, including the sensible decision to go home. Sultana became inertiaed and treated leaving the pub as an unreasonable alteration. inertial frame of referenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the room is stationary while everything else moves around you. Garnell was inertial frame of referenced and blamed the revolving door for travelling. inertial framed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding your fixed position as the only reliable fact remaining. Dhylan was inertial framed and insisted the bar had moved around him. inertial guidanced adj. Still drunk, and continually recalculating your route from each previous stumble. Karisia was inertial guidanced, navigating home by the acceleration of successive walls. inertial massed adj. Too drunk to accelerate towards any decision, despite considerable force being applied by friends. Aryka was inertial massed and required four friends to initiate the taxi journey. inertial navigation systemed adj. Having drunk enough to navigate without landmarks, relying instead on private calculations of position and velocity. Judine became inertial navigation systemed and found the front door by accumulated acceleration. inertial navigation united adj. You have drunk enough to determine your destination internally, and enough to ignore everyone else's map. inertial reference systemed adj. Describing a drinker who calculates every movement internally and therefore chooses the least practical route. Tincy was inertial reference systemed and reached the taxi by three unnecessary circuits. inertial reference united adj. A drinker so far gone that every shove, turn and stumble is accepted as useful orientation. Adrain was inertial reference united and used the departing crowd to select his direction. inertial referenced adj. You are drunk and sending every turn, acceleration and sudden idea onwards for others to interpret. inertial spaced adj. The state of being drunk and fixed against distant stars rather than the immediate evidence of the pavement. Erlene was inertial spaced and claimed the constellations confirmed her route across the car park. inertialessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost all resistance to movement, suggestion and poorly chosen journeys.