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inexertioned adj. The condition of a drinker who regards reaching for the next packet of crisps as unnecessary labour. Kasity was inexertioned, summoning the nearest person to move a coaster two inches. inexhaustibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can discuss the same point through closing time and the staff's patience. inexhaustiblenessed adj. Reduced by drink to an apparently bottomless appetite for pork scratchings and further conversation. inexistenced (/ˌɪnɪɡˈzɪstənsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a condition barely perceptible from the quiet end of the snug. Kent was inexistenced by half nine, present only as a coat and a cooling pint. inexorabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a steady march towards the bar, regardless of closing time or available funds. Hudsen was inexorabilitied, advancing on the bar whenever anyone mentioned the next round. inexorablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who cannot be persuaded to finish any story, pint or departure. Khadedra was inexorablenessed, releasing each anecdote only after adding another. inexpectationed adj. Emboldened by drink to request a whisky chaser without having expected to survive the lager. Sevaughn was inexpectationed and challenged the fruit machine to justify its behaviour. inexpectednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unforeseen arrival, generally at the wrong house with a carrier bag. Gwendalina was inexpectednessed, appearing at midnight with someone else’s umbrella. inexpedienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently devoted to courses of action distinguished by their impropriety. inexpediencied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where choosing between two bar snacks becomes a committee matter. Quontez was inexpediencied, taking ten minutes to decide whether the pork pie was necessary. inexpensivenessed adj. Drunk and treating every cheap purchase as a sound investment in the evening. Janila was inexpensivenessed, buying four pickled eggs because the price seemed encouraging. inexperienced adj. Drunk to the point where the first attempted pub round is conducted with visible uncertainty. Amarea was inexperienced, asking whether the cider came in pints after ordering one. inexperted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an inept attempt at pouring as a warning. Taishi was inexperted, filling the glass from the wrong side of the bar. inexpertised adj. Drunk beyond the need for expertise, confidently explaining the optics of a crooked dart. Temica was inexpertised and adjusted the dartboard by leaning against it. inexpertnessed adj. Drunk in a way that turns each pub custom into an experiment with uncertain results. Jeannett was inexpertnessed, attempting to open a packet of scratchings with a beer token. inexpiablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the offence of finishing the shared chips cannot be remedied by buying another round. Marsenio was inexpiablenessed after eating the last chip and denying its existence.