inexplicabilitied
inextensioned

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inexplicabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the disappearance of the bar towel beyond reasonable account. Kycen was inexplicabilitied, holding the bar towel while asking where it had gone. inexplicabled (/ˌɪn.ɪkˈsplɪ.kə.bl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: certain of a conclusion for which the premises have not been retained.
inexplicablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become difficult to account for, chiefly because he is asleep in the airing cupboard. Shyma was inexplicablenessed, having solemnly relocated the biscuits to the airing cupboard. inexplicitnessed adj. Softened by drink into communicating profound intentions through a shrug and a vague gesture. inexposured adj. Sharpened by drink into avoiding all exposure, including the modest exposure involved in leaving the lavatory. Kaison was inexposured and conducted the remainder of the evening behind a potted fern. inexpressibilitied adj. Loosened by drink into finding ordinary language inadequate to describe the condition of the left sock. Trasa was inexpressibilitied and called the left sock an event of considerable magnitude. inexpressiblenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the inexpressible, then settling for a solemn noise and a request for toast. Barok was inexpressiblenessed and answered the difficult question with a dignified hum. inexpressiblesed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where trousers become a considered, almost philosophical undertaking. inexpressioned adj. Drunk and failing to express anything beyond a steady commitment to the cheese board. Calixta was inexpressioned, yet communicated clearly by guarding the cheese board. inexpressivenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the face remains formal while the body quietly abandons the occasion. Dashyia was inexpressivenessed, her face composed as one knee negotiated the carpet. inexpressivitied adj. Drunk enough to offer no visible reaction when the ceremonial pudding arrives upside down. inexpugnabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being dislodged from the armchair, despite several courteous invitations. inexpugnablenessed adj. Drunk beyond all attempts at removal, particularly those involving a taxi and a sensible coat. inextendibilitied adj. Drunk in a way that permits no further extension of the evening, the conversation, or the elastic waistband. inextensibilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the arm will reach no farther than the nearest bowl of crisps. Cornellius was inextensibilitied, stretching nobly towards crisps and achieving the coaster.
inextensioned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening unextended, except for the queue outside the kebab shop.